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Turkey
12-02-2003, 02:22 PM
do this trade then we will be awesome!!!
and more deeper
and defensively better

Dallas trades: PF Antoine Walker (16.9 ppg, 9.8 rpg, 4.3 apg in 36.7 minutes)
SG Michael Finley (15.8 ppg, 4.4 rpg, 2.9 apg in 37.8 minutes)
PF Dirk Nowitzki (19.2 ppg, 7.3 rpg, 2.1 apg in 35.1 minutes)
PF Tariq Abdul-Wahad (19.2 ppg, 7.3 rpg, 2.1 apg in 35.1 minutes)
PG Steve Nash (12.8 ppg, 3.4 rpg, 7.5 apg in 31.1 minutes)
PF Danny Fortson (2.8 ppg, 4.8 rpg, 0.0 apg in 11.8 minutes)
PG Tony Delk (9.0 ppg, 3.0 rpg, 0.8 apg in 21.0 minutes)
PG Jon Stefansson (9.0 ppg, 3.0 rpg, 0.8 apg in 21.0 minutes)
Dallas receives: C Radoslav Nesterovic (8.1 ppg, 7.9 rpg, 1.2 apg in 29.2 minutes)
PF Malik Rose (9.9 ppg, 6.9 rpg, 1.5 apg in 23.8 minutes)
PF Manu Ginobili (9.9 ppg, 6.9 rpg, 1.5 apg in 23.8 minutes)
SF Kevin Garnett (23.2 ppg, 14.1 rpg, 4.6 apg in 39.2 minutes)
PG Sam Cassell (17.5 ppg, 3.0 rpg, 7.1 apg in 35.1 minutes)
SG Kerry Kittles (11.5 ppg, 3.6 rpg, 2.6 apg in 36.3 minutes)
C Alonzo Mourning (8.0 ppg, 2.3 rpg, 0.7 apg in 17.9 minutes)
SF Zoran Planinic (2.7 ppg, 0.8 rpg, 1.1 apg in 8.6 minutes)
Change in team outlook: +4.4 ppg, +5.9 rpg, and +1.2 apg.

San Antonio trades: C Radoslav Nesterovic (8.1 ppg, 7.9 rpg, 1.2 apg in 29.2 minutes)
PF Malik Rose (9.9 ppg, 6.9 rpg, 1.5 apg in 23.8 minutes)
PF Manu Ginobili (9.9 ppg, 6.9 rpg, 1.5 apg in 23.8 minutes)
San Antonio receives: PF Dirk Nowitzki (19.2 ppg, 7.3 rpg, 2.1 apg in 15 games)
Change in team outlook: +1.2 ppg, -7.5 rpg, and -0.6 apg.

Minnesota trades: SF Kevin Garnett (23.2 ppg, 14.1 rpg, 4.6 apg in 39.2 minutes)
PG Sam Cassell (17.5 ppg, 3.0 rpg, 7.1 apg in 35.1 minutes)
Minnesota receives: PF Antoine Walker (16.9 ppg, 9.8 rpg, 4.3 apg in 17 games)
SG Michael Finley (15.8 ppg, 4.4 rpg, 2.9 apg in 17 games)
PG Steve Nash (12.8 ppg, 3.4 rpg, 7.5 apg in 16 games)
Change in team outlook: +4.8 ppg, +0.5 rpg, and +3.0 apg.

New Jersey trades: SG Kerry Kittles (11.5 ppg, 3.6 rpg, 2.6 apg in 36.3 minutes)
C Alonzo Mourning (8.0 ppg, 2.3 rpg, 0.7 apg in 17.9 minutes)
SF Zoran Planinic (2.7 ppg, 0.8 rpg, 1.1 apg in 8.6 minutes)
New Jersey receives: PF Tariq Abdul-Wahad (19.2 ppg, 7.3 rpg, 2.1 apg in 15 games)
PF Danny Fortson (2.8 ppg, 4.8 rpg, 0.0 apg in 12 games)
PG Tony Delk (9.0 ppg, 3.0 rpg, 0.8 apg in 12 games)
PG Jon Stefansson (9.0 ppg, 3.0 rpg, 0.8 apg in 12 games)
Change in team outlook: -10.4 ppg, +1.1 rpg, and -3.6 apg.

TRADE ACCEPTED

Jamisonite
12-02-2003, 02:24 PM
LMAO...MOURNING IS RETIRED...AND WE PROB GET WORSE FORM THIS DEAL

Dirkenstien
12-02-2003, 02:25 PM
LOL...oo wow i needed that laugh..thanks turkey i/expressions/devil.gifi/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif

Jamisonite
12-02-2003, 02:26 PM
also kg is pretty much untoucable

LRB
12-02-2003, 02:46 PM
do this trade then we will be awesome!!!
and more deeper
and defensively better


LMAO. Turkey what ever you're smoking, you should package and sell and you'd be rich enough to buy your own team. Just don't get caught doing it our you'll never see the light of day as a free man again.

It would take the mavs a long time to recover from that one. Rick Sund would have been proud.

And even as bad as this would be for Dallas, It would be even worse for Minnesota. But I would say the worst would be seeing Dirk and Duncan kill us every year for the next 10.

sike
12-02-2003, 02:51 PM
turkey, how old are you?

kg_veteran
12-02-2003, 03:22 PM
Turkey, your post gave me a good laugh. And it inspired me to come up with a little fantasy trade of my own. Sure, it's not as extravagant as yours, but I'd argue there's even more talent at play...


Dallas trades: SF Antawn Jamison (13.7 ppg, 6.5 rpg, 1.3 apg in 28.4 minutes)
PF Antoine Walker (16.9 ppg, 9.8 rpg, 4.3 apg in 36.7 minutes)
SG Michael Finley (15.8 ppg, 4.4 rpg, 2.9 apg in 37.8 minutes)
Dallas receives: C Shaquille O'Neal (20.1 ppg, 10.5 rpg, 2.7 apg in 34.1 minutes)
SG Kobe Bryant (21.4 ppg, 3.8 rpg, 3.9 apg in 35.7 minutes)
Change in team outlook: -4.9 ppg, -6.4 rpg, and -1.9 apg.

L.A. Lakers trades: C Shaquille O'Neal (20.1 ppg, 10.5 rpg, 2.7 apg in 34.1 minutes)
SG Kobe Bryant (21.4 ppg, 3.8 rpg, 3.9 apg in 35.7 minutes)
L.A. Lakers receives: SF Antawn Jamison (13.7 ppg, 6.5 rpg, 1.3 apg in 17 games)
PF Antoine Walker (16.9 ppg, 9.8 rpg, 4.3 apg in 17 games)
SG Michael Finley (15.8 ppg, 4.4 rpg, 2.9 apg in 17 games)
Change in team outlook: +4.9 ppg, +6.4 rpg, and +1.9 apg.

New lineups:

Dallas:
O'Neal - Bradley
Nowitzki - Fortson
Howard - Najera
Bryant - Daniels
Nash - Best

Los Angeles:
Malone - Grant
Walker - Medvedenko
Jamison - George
Finley - Rush
Payton - Fisher

Sure, the Mavs win, but that LA team is still pretty darn good, eh? i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif

LRB
12-02-2003, 03:24 PM
LOL good one KG. But maybe you could rework the trade so we could get Walton Jr. That way we could have at least one NBA idiot commentator who'd have something decent to say bout our team. i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif

Turkey
12-02-2003, 03:26 PM
Hey not funny.
I like this trade.

LRB
12-02-2003, 03:31 PM
Originally posted by: Turkey
Hey not funny.
I like this trade.


Which one? Although both are funny.

u2sarajevo
12-02-2003, 03:36 PM
If we can = stoooopid trade thread

How about this:

Dallas trades: SF Josh Howard (5.7 ppg, 3.3 rpg, 0.9 apg in 13.4 minutes)
PG Steve Nash (12.8 ppg, 3.4 rpg, 7.5 apg in 31.1 minutes)
PG Tariq Abdul-Wahad (12.8 ppg, 3.4 rpg, 7.5 apg in 31.1 minutes)
SF Antawn Jamison (13.7 ppg, 6.5 rpg, 1.3 apg in 28.4 minutes)
SG Michael Finley (15.8 ppg, 4.4 rpg, 2.9 apg in 37.8 minutes)
Dallas receives: SG Paul Pierce (22.3 ppg, 7.1 rpg, 5.5 apg in 37.6 minutes)
PF Vin Baker (14.3 ppg, 6.8 rpg, 1.6 apg in 32.4 minutes)
SF Eric Williams (11.2 ppg, 4.4 rpg, 1.1 apg in 24.2 minutes)
C Tony Battie (5.9 ppg, 4.9 rpg, 0.9 apg in 21.8 minutes)
Change in team outlook: +5.7 ppg, +5.6 rpg, and -3.5 apg.

Boston trades: SG Paul Pierce (22.3 ppg, 7.1 rpg, 5.5 apg in 37.6 minutes)
PF Vin Baker (14.3 ppg, 6.8 rpg, 1.6 apg in 32.4 minutes)
SF Eric Williams (11.2 ppg, 4.4 rpg, 1.1 apg in 24.2 minutes)
C Tony Battie (5.9 ppg, 4.9 rpg, 0.9 apg in 21.8 minutes)
Boston receives: SF Josh Howard (5.7 ppg, 3.3 rpg, 0.9 apg in 13 games)
PG Steve Nash (12.8 ppg, 3.4 rpg, 7.5 apg in 16 games)
PG Tariq Abdul-Wahad (12.8 ppg, 3.4 rpg, 7.5 apg in 16 games)
SF Antawn Jamison (13.7 ppg, 6.5 rpg, 1.3 apg in 17 games)
SG Michael Finley (15.8 ppg, 4.4 rpg, 2.9 apg in 17 games)
Change in team outlook: -5.7 ppg, -5.6 rpg, and +3.5 apg.

TRADE ACCEPTED

FilthyFinMavs
12-02-2003, 03:58 PM
Did we change "The Stoopid Trades Thread" into "If we can"?

sike
12-02-2003, 04:03 PM
Originally posted by: sike
turkey, how old are you?

Turkey
12-02-2003, 04:05 PM
I don't have to take this.
I'm changing my username.

FilthyFinMavs
12-02-2003, 04:12 PM
Originally posted by: Turkey
I don't have to take this.
I'm changing my username.




The best post in this thread.

u2sarajevo
12-02-2003, 04:15 PM
Originally posted by: Turkey
I don't have to take this.
I'm changing my username.

Oh don't... I was going to change the banner to:

http://mysite.verizon.net/res72si9/DallasMavsImages/turkey2.gif

Just kidding. i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif

sike
12-02-2003, 04:28 PM
Originally posted by: Turkey
I don't have to take this.
I'm changing my username.

I feel just terrible....if I had any part in your decision to change your name, I just want to say turkey, how old are you?

read my sig!

bogey
12-02-2003, 04:45 PM
Originally posted by: FilthyFinMavs

Originally posted by: Turkey
I don't have to take this.
I'm changing my username.




The best post in this thread.

The only one with some thought in it for sure. i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif

Lonely PSU Mavs Fan
12-02-2003, 04:50 PM
Turkey, just laugh it off and say "just kidding, it was a joke trade". Dont take it personally, but most ridiculous trades benefit the mavs. IN this trade the mavs get seriously raped, they trade the big three and walker to get basically KG and some decent role players.

sike
12-02-2003, 04:50 PM
I want to report cow to the mods....hes just too mean!i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif

edited to add an "s"

Turkey
12-02-2003, 05:48 PM
Who are the big three? These stars don't even perform. They're only stars on the balance sheet.

sike
12-02-2003, 05:54 PM
Originally posted by: Turkey
Who are the big three? These stars don't even perform. They're only stars on the balance sheet.

after this comment, all I can say is go change your name and come back and ridicule yourself....

Walkerforthree
12-02-2003, 05:59 PM
Originally posted by: Turkey
Who are the big three? These stars don't even perform. They're only stars on the balance sheet.

Yep, I agree. Dirk only outscores KG and is 2nd team all-nba
Nash is only a all-star pg
mike only a 3-time all-star

LRB
12-02-2003, 05:59 PM
Originally posted by: sike

Originally posted by: sike
turkey, how old are you?

Forget this question and start with What planet are you from????

Turkey seriously have you been in outer Mongolia the or some other place where Mav games, especially the playoff variety, have been unavailable??? I mean who are the Big 3? Heck even Charles "I'm without a clue" Barkley can answer that, and I know for a fact that he doesn't watch Mavs games.

I really don't mean to be cruel. Just this is soooooooooooooooooooooooooooo far out there, it's hard to believe that you're being serious.

Dirkenstien
12-02-2003, 06:30 PM
lol ...if this thread were created to serve a comical purpose then Turkey is a genius. Otherwise, Turkey you may change your username however if the demeanour of your post remain the same it will not be difficult to detect the crazed turkey emerging from some "suprisingly" foreign name in which happens to coincidentally be new to this board.
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