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V
12-27-2003, 01:25 PM
Let's see... the Mavs are over the cap.. they have little to trade (in the way of moveable contracts) outside of the "Big 5" and they need a big man, some toughness, defense...

How can they get this done... hmm... let's see...

Dallas trades: PG Travis Best (3.1 ppg, 0.3 rpg, 1.8 apg in 10.8 minutes)
PG Tony Delk (6.2 ppg, 2.3 rpg, 0.8 apg in 16.8 minutes)
Change in team outlook: -6.2 ppg, -2.3 rpg, and -0.8 apg.

Dallas trades: C Flozel Adams (0 ppg, 0 rpg, 0 apg in 0 minutes)
GF Roy Williams (0 ppg, 0 rpg, 0 apg in 0 minutes)
Change in team outlook: -23 carries, -90 yards, -3 receptions, -21 yards, -3 int, -4 sacks

TRADE ACCEPTED

At 6' 7" Adams is another undersized center but he would be among the best in the game at setting screens and blocking out. He's 357 pounds so he could body up to Shaq... Roy Williams is a pro-bowl defensive stopper. He's the intimidator inside we need... who will make sure opposing guards pay if they try to take it to the rack. You want to end the layup drills? Williams is our man.

Delk & Best immediately become the one-two punch at tailback Parcells needs.

V
12-27-2003, 01:52 PM
Dallas trades: PF Danny Fortson (3.6 ppg, 5.3 rpg, 0.2 apg in 12.4 minutes)

Los Angeles trades: C Lisa Leslie (16.9 ppg, 10.4 rpg, 2.9 bpg, 46.6 FG percentage)

TRADE ACCEPTED

Nancy Lieberman on Lisa Leslie: She is the best post in the world and continuously redefines what the position means. She's the consummate pro, so skilled and mentally tough. And just when you think you might be closing the gap, she just gets better. Leslie, who continually impresses us with her undying desire to improve her game, also is incredibly versatile, with the ability to play the 5 or even the 3.

Forston would dominate by using his girth & height ADVANTAGE in the WNBA.

madape
12-27-2003, 01:54 PM
Forton already has the WNBA haircut.

u2sarajevo
12-27-2003, 01:56 PM
LOL....

I think Leslie >might< get more playing time than Bradley.

But I take exception to the Williams trade.... I think it would take one of the Big 3 to get him. i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif

V
12-27-2003, 01:59 PM
At 7'4" and 500 pounds, Andre the Giant could be the answer. We have an open roster spot and I think he is a free agent.

http://www.angelfire.com/al/andrethegiant/images/andrepose3.jpg

LRB
12-27-2003, 02:18 PM
Originally posted by: V
At 7'4" and 500 pounds, Andre the Giant could be the answer. We have an open roster spot and I think he is a free agent.

http://www.angelfire.com/al/andrethegiant/images/andrepose3.jpg


Sorry this one is deceased.

V
12-27-2003, 05:13 PM
There is a species of bipedal primate weighing up to 800 pounds and standing as tall as eight feet and known as Sasquatch. If nothing else we could probably train one to block shots. And imagine if he developed a little baby hook shot!!

CLICK HERE TO LEARN MORE (http://www.rfthomas.clara.net/video/hewkin.ram)

http://www.n2.net/prey/bigfoot/images/mclarin_comparison.jpg

Chiwas
12-27-2003, 05:29 PM
http://thegreenmile.warnerbros.com/img/photos/photo50.jpg

Psychedelic Fuzz
12-27-2003, 05:33 PM
how about this one?

Dallas-Mavs.com trades V and some server space to kingsfans.com for cardboard cut-outs of Miller and Divac.
DM.com trades cardboard cut-outs to Mavericks for a T-shirt and some plugs on the radioi/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif

Chiwas
12-27-2003, 05:54 PM
TRADE ACCEPTED.

V
12-27-2003, 06:15 PM
Originally posted by: Psychedelic Fuzz
how about this one?

Dallas-Mavs.com trades V and some server space to kingsfans.com for cardboard cut-outs of Miller and Divac.
DM.com trades cardboard cut-outs to Mavericks for a T-shirt and some plugs on the radioi/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif

Unbieleveable, Fuzz!! How about next time I want your monkey-brained opinion I'll rattle your cage.

That trade would never work. I'd explain it to you, but I left my crayons in my other jacket.

i/expressions/rolleye.gif

EDIT: THE INSULT ABOVE IS INTENDED AS A JOKE EVOCATIVE OF THE SARCASTIC NATURE OF THIS THREAD. When you see a post by V, you will note that you are likely reading one of my controversial opinions. These opinions are strictly my own and are not meant to inflame or insult but merely to inspire spirited debate. My opinions are not those of either the good folks at Dallas-Mavs.com nor of the Dallas Mavericks.

Psychedelic Fuzz
12-27-2003, 06:32 PM
I guess I'd settle for just Divac...

you carry crayons around with you?

LRB
12-27-2003, 06:47 PM
Andre may be dead but the Big Show isn't and he played college Bball.

http://smackdown.wwe.com/superstars/bigshow/images/bigshow1.jpg
Height: 7 foot 2
Weight: 500 pounds
From: Tampa, Fla.
Finishing Move: Chokeslam
Career Highlights: WWE Champion; WWE World Tag Team Champion; Hardcore Champion; WWE U.S. Champion

V
12-27-2003, 08:43 PM
I finally have the answer!!!

http://www.moviegoods.com/Assets/product_images/1020/47718.1020.A.jpg

Fidel
12-28-2003, 01:55 AM
http://www.comicquest.com/images/hulk.gif

The incredible Hulk. If there ever was an enforcer... he could "really" shut down the middle.

Or if hes not available:

http://www.actionplanet.com/origional-art/thing.jpg

Thing. Maybe he could also talk his friends into playing for the Mavs.

http://www.fantastic-four.nl/f4ars.gif

MightyToine
12-28-2003, 10:53 AM
Originally posted by: Fidel
http://www.comicquest.com/images/hulk.gif

The incredible Hulk. If there ever was an enforcer... he could "really" shut down the middle.

Or if hes not available:

http://www.actionplanet.com/origional-art/thing.jpg

Thing. Maybe he could also talk his friends into playing for the Mavs.

http://www.fantastic-four.nl/f4ars.gif


I keep forgetting....What was the woman's name again? She'd look real cute in a cheerleaders outfit. i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif

madape
12-28-2003, 11:41 AM
I bet that dude with the rubber arms could be a pretty mean shotblocker.

LRB
12-28-2003, 12:28 PM
Originally posted by: madape
I bet that dude with the rubber arms could be a pretty mean shotblocker.

Isn't that Shawn Bradley? i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif

EricaLubarsky
12-28-2003, 09:19 PM
Originally posted by: madape
I bet that dude with the rubber arms could be a pretty mean shotblocker.

If he was a Knick he would already have been released by IT

EricaLubarsky
12-28-2003, 09:19 PM
Originally posted by: madape
I bet that dude with the rubber arms could be a pretty mean shotblocker.

If he was a Knick he would already have been released by IT

Usually Lurkin
12-29-2003, 09:52 AM
Originally posted by: LRB

Originally posted by: V
At 7'4" and 500 pounds, Andre the Giant could be the answer. We have an open roster spot and I think he is a free agent.

http://www.angelfire.com/al/andrethegiant/images/andrepose3.jpg


Sorry this one is deceased.

He <still> might get more playing time than Bradley.

u2sarajevo
12-29-2003, 09:55 AM
http://www.abdul-film-posters.com/images/frodo.jpg

I BELIEVE!!!!!!

Besides.... Nellie would play him for the ultimate in small-ball alone. i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif

LRB
12-29-2003, 11:14 AM
Originally posted by: Usually Lurkin

Originally posted by: LRB

Originally posted by: V
At 7'4" and 500 pounds, Andre the Giant could be the answer. We have an open roster spot and I think he is a free agent.

http://www.angelfire.com/al/andrethegiant/images/andrepose3.jpg


Sorry this one is deceased.

He <still> might get more playing time than Bradley.


Ouch!!! Sad, but true. i/expressions/face-icon-small-frown.gif