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reeds
05-18-2004, 02:32 PM
DEMOCRATIC CONVENTION ITINERARY
noon-PreConvention Cocktails with Ted Kennedy
4:00pm - Welcoming Cocktail Party Hosted by Ted Kennedy and Monica Lewinski (for those who do not drink)
4:30pm - "Hot Chicks in Boston" and the definition of "IS" by Bill Clinton with special guest appearence by Gary Hart
4:40pm - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
5:00pm - Opening flag burning ceremony
5:45pm - "The New American Family"- Rep. Barney Frank
6:00pm-Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
6:10pm- "It is never too Late for a Late Term Abortion"- Senator Clinton
6:20pm- Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
6:30pm - Anti-war rally No. 1
6:40pm - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
7:00pm - Tribute theme to France
7:10pm - Collect offerings for al-Zawahri
defense fund
7:20pm - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
7:25pm - Tribute theme to Spain
7:45pm - Anti-war rally No. 2 (Moderated
by Michael Moore)
8:00pm - John Kerry presents one side of the
issues
8:25pm - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
8:30pm - Terrorist appeasement workshop
9:00pm - Gay marriage ceremony
9:15pm - Tribute to Bin Laden "The Happy Warrior" by Al Franken
9:25pm- Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
9:30pm - "The Good Ole Days of REAL Economic Development"- Jimmy Carter
9:45pm - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
9:50pm - Democrats for Equal Rights, by KKK member Sen. Bryd with tribute to all living Democratic Party signers of the Southern Manifesto
10:00pm - Flag burning ceremony No. 2
10:15pm - Re-enactment of Kerry's fake medal
toss
10:30pm - Cameo by Dean "Yeeeeaaarrrrgg!"
10:40pm - "The How Dos of giving aid and comfort to Enemy" by Jane Fonda
10:45pm - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
10:50pm - Pledge of allegiance to the U.N.
11:00pm - Double gay marriage ceremony
11:15pm - Maximizing Welfare workshop and MORE AFFIRMATIVE ACTION (Special Guest appearence by token African American Democratic politican in position of Leadership in Democratic Party--not yet found.)
11:20pm - John Kerry presents the other side
of the issues
11:30pm - "Free Saddam" rally
11:59pm - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
12:00am - Nomination of Democratic candidate
12:15am - Convention ends for the day
12:20am - Ted Kennedy asks if anyone needs
a ride home
Hall closed by 12:45am lights out

1:00am- Al Gore- "I really did Win"

LRB
05-18-2004, 02:42 PM
Great job Reeds, this has to be your best post ever. i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif