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dude1394
03-10-2005, 12:54 AM
The dems wanted an "exit" strategy, well they should know better than to ask Dubya for one, they might get it.

exit strategy (http://theonion.com/news/index.php?issue=4110)

WASHINGTON, DC—Almost a year after the cessation of major combat and a month after the nation's first free democratic elections, President Bush unveiled the coalition forces' strategy for exiting Iraq.
Bush announces the pullout of Iraq through Iran.
Above: Bush announces the pullout of Iraq through Iran.

"I'm pleased to announce that the Department of Defense and I have formulated a plan for a speedy withdrawal of U.S. troops from Iraq," Bush announced Monday morning. "We'll just go through Iran."

Ninkobei
03-10-2005, 01:08 AM
Didn't see that comin i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif

Drbio
03-10-2005, 10:09 AM
The Onion strikes again. i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif

reeds
03-11-2005, 08:40 PM
sounds about right..then he will probably go across Afghanistan and China, sneak down on N. Korea while he is at it...

Drbio
03-11-2005, 11:57 PM
Figures. There is always one dunderpate who thinks the onion is factual. i/expressions/moon.gif

reeds
03-12-2005, 01:18 PM
sorry to burst your bubble Drbio- I know more about the onion than you ever thought of knowing.. I went to school in Madison with both the founders of the Onion...but, I'll let you get your jollies thinking otherwise...moron

capitalcity
03-12-2005, 03:54 PM
Originally posted by: reeds
sounds about right..then he will probably go across Afghanistan and China, sneak down on N. Korea while he is at it...New Zealand is the obvious next target. Afterall we Americans have an unsatiable appetite for wool... and sweaters these days just keep getting bigger and bigger.

dude1394
03-12-2005, 04:34 PM
New Zealand sounds good.... Although someplace that has good chocolate or beer would work too. Hey australia -----fosters!!

terrorist_supporter
03-15-2005, 11:48 PM
good ol bush doing what he does best, destroying lives

dude1394
03-16-2005, 12:15 AM
Or if you are a lebanese or iraqi....enabling a life.

Drbio
03-16-2005, 12:17 AM
Originally posted by: reeds
sorry to burst your bubble Drbio- I know more about the onion than you ever thought of knowing.. I went to school in Madison with both the founders of the Onion...but, I'll let you get your jollies thinking otherwise...moron

Oh yeah, I forgot...every time someone name drops around here reeds jumps in and says he has blown them. My mistake.

Drbio
03-16-2005, 12:18 AM
terrorist supporter?

I didn't know reeds had a twin.

reeds
03-16-2005, 11:01 PM
"Oh yeah, I forgot...every time someone name drops around here reeds jumps in and says he has blown them. My mistake"


Well, at least you still have class- oops, my mistake

Drbio
03-17-2005, 03:05 PM
I think your first mistake was the insistence on blowing them but whatever. i/expressions/anim_roller.gif