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rakesh.s
04-01-2005, 01:13 PM
As heard on the dan patrick show

Good stuff (http://thephatphree.com/features.asp?StoryID=257&SectionID=1)

SaltwaterChaffy
04-01-2005, 01:30 PM
The lack of Hedo Turkoglu makes this list invalid.

madape
04-01-2005, 01:34 PM
No Stephen Jackson?

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/basketball/nba/2003/playoffs/news/2003/05/29/mavs_spurs_ap/t1_jackson_all.jpg+



http://www.nba.com/playerfile/images/stephen_jackson.jpg

FilthyFinMavs
04-01-2005, 03:00 PM
Damn how many ex-Mavs are on that list lol. I'm suprised we didn't see Omar Cook on that list and that kid from Portland isn't much of a looker either.

Chiwas
04-01-2005, 05:21 PM
http://www.nba.com/media/playerfile/troy_murphy.jpg

EricaLubarsky
04-01-2005, 05:27 PM
http://www.nba.com/media/espanol/najera_5_GSW_295.jpg
http://www.jsonline.com/sports/buck/image/2000/nov/ed1031.jpg

Chiwas
04-01-2005, 07:30 PM
http://i7.ebayimg.com/03/i/03/c4/93/2c_1_b.JPG

Pretty ladies like ugly guys. Long live Sweets!

madape
04-01-2005, 10:28 PM
http://www.nba.com/media/jazz/handlogten_800.jpg
http://www.slamonline.com/links/handlogten.jpg

EricaLubarsky
04-04-2005, 10:22 PM
some of the ugly NBA players to come

http://www.nbadraft.net/profiles/headshots/alex-acker-hd.jpg
Alan Acker

http://www.nbadraft.net/profiles/headshots/fran-vasquez-hd.jpg
Fran Vazquez

http://www.nbadraft.net/profiles/headshots/charlie-villanueva-hd.jpg
Charlie Villanueva

Thespiralgoeson
04-07-2005, 02:24 AM
Originally posted by: SaltwaterChaffy
The lack of Hedo Turkoglu makes this list invalid.

Agreed. I also think Vlade Divac, Mike Bibby, Doug Christie, and Bobby Jackson should there as well.

EricaLubarsky
04-07-2005, 03:59 AM
I think Bobby J is cute.

Bibby just scares me, and his voice sounds like Kermit dee Frog.

steponhens
04-07-2005, 03:40 PM
The ugliest team of all time has to be the Kings of a few years ago. Outside of Webber I don't think they had one normal looking person. If I remember correctly they had on their team at the same time Hedo, Christie, Bibby, Jackson, Divac, Keon Clark, Scott Pollard, and possibly more I am missing. BTW, Keon Clark is one of my personal favorites of just ugly players.

Also, when I see Charlie Villenueva I can't help but think he is an oger or gargoyle. Possibly the ugliest person I have ever seen. His skin is an akward color and has no eyebrows, but where they should be sticks way out. I wonder if he is human sometimes.

Big Boy Laroux
04-07-2005, 05:12 PM
well, charlie is hairless. pretty freaky.

FilthyFinMavs
04-07-2005, 05:26 PM
Am I the only one that notices he doesn't have any eyebrows? People I know don't even comment on it but I was just wondering is that a look he's going for or what.

EricaLubarsky
04-07-2005, 05:51 PM
Scott Pollard is far from unattractive. He has some funky facial hair sometimes but he's a handsome guy.

southern_sweets
04-07-2005, 06:18 PM
Originally posted by: EricaLubarsky
http://www.nba.com/media/espanol/najera_5_GSW_295.jpg
http://www.jsonline.com/sports/buck/image/2000/nov/ed1031.jpg Have your eyes checked immediately!

Regardless, it's always nice to see pictures of Eddie. God, I love that man!!!
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EricaLubarsky
04-07-2005, 08:14 PM
He's now playing a few minutes for Denver....

SaltwaterChaffy
04-07-2005, 09:22 PM
Originally posted by: FilthyFinMavs
Am I the only one that notices he doesn't have any eyebrows? People I know don't even comment on it but I was just wondering is that a look he's going for or what.

He has some disease that makes him completely hairless.

ilMavvento
04-07-2005, 11:27 PM
http://www.charlievillanueva.org/photos/picofdamonth/picofdamonth7-jul04.1.jpg

EricaLubarsky
04-07-2005, 11:54 PM
Alopecia Areata

sike
04-08-2005, 09:14 AM
funny stuff

Misfit Mav
04-08-2005, 07:15 PM
That old Kings team was REALLY ugly, but I'd also like to nominate the late 90's Nets. At one point they had Sam Cassell, Kerry Kittles, AND Derrick Coleman. Ugh.

As for individual awards, I think it's pretty hard to top Ben Handlogten, as Madape has shown. I think he may be legitimately deformed though, so I feel a little bad saying so.

Misfit Mav
04-08-2005, 07:24 PM
Oh, and don't forget Ha Seung Jin of the Blazers. I don't know how to post pictures, but someone who does might want to post his scouting report photo from the NBADRAFT.net archives. It would give children nightmares.

Here's Ha (http://nbadraft.net/profiles/haseung-jin.asp)