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razap
05-13-2005, 08:33 AM
All NBA First team Defense. Well deserved Bruce and keep up the good defense.

kg_veteran
05-13-2005, 08:52 AM
Keep it up, and don't be afraid to commit dirty plays when you deem it necessary.

Wait, you've never had that problem.

Go Bruce!

aexchange
05-13-2005, 09:04 AM
Congratulations go out to Bruce Bowen for being a complete spare. You've managed to stay in the league by contributing absolutely positively nothing on one side of the ball. You can't pass, you can't shoot, you can't rebound, and you have no handles. All you're good for is an occassional spot up 3 from the corner. Hell, you can't even shoot free throws. Its good to know that there's hope for stiffs like me to make it in the league.

Bruce Bowen, you are my hero.

kingrex
05-13-2005, 09:25 AM
No matter how much you hate the guy, and would not like to give him any credit, you have to admit that Bruce Bowen is a good defender.

Call him dirty if you want, but a player will do what the league will allow them to get away with. Afterall, even the great Michael Jordan would travel without a call, but we don't question his greatness (I know extreme example, but I made it anyway).

Congrats Bowen! I hope he won't be available when the Mavs have to play the Spurs.

kg_veteran
05-13-2005, 11:15 AM
kingrex - Everyone admits he's a good defender. But being dirty is hardly comparable to getting away with traveling.

mary
05-13-2005, 11:25 AM
Originally posted by: aexchange
Congratulations go out to Bruce Bowen for being a complete spare. You've managed to stay in the league by contributing absolutely positively nothing on one side of the ball. You can't pass, you can't shoot, you can't rebound, and you have no handles. All you're good for is an occassional spot up 3 from the corner. Hell, you can't even shoot free throws. Its good to know that there's hope for stiffs like me to make it in the league.

Bruce Bowen, you are my hero.

I think you're selling him short. Don't forget about his uncanny ability to shove his foot underneath someone coming down from a jump shot.

That takes talent!

(and in all serisousness, he can shoot a 3 from the corner pretty well)

mmmfast
05-13-2005, 11:50 AM
congrats Bruce

you can suck it

Member
05-13-2005, 04:29 PM
Originally posted by: mary

I think you're selling him short. Don't forget about his uncanny ability to shove his foot underneath someone coming down from a jump shot.

That's not all. What about his flying ninja kick he performed on Szczerbiak a while ago? True brilliance. Congratulations Bruce! Put down another All NBA First Team Defense for Karate Kid.

FilthyFinMavs
05-14-2005, 12:08 AM
Congrats to Bruce "Lee" Bowen for his non-deserving award.