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MFFL
02-07-2006, 11:53 PM
http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2006/writers/chris_mannix/02/07/knicks.fix/index.html

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Speaking of the Olympics, one name that deserves mention as a candidate is Heat forward Antoine Walker. Ball movement will be critical for the American team this time around and Walker, a point forward, is an excellent offensive facilitator. As USA chairman Jerry Colangelo has said repeatedly, it's not about the best players, but the best fits.

sike
02-08-2006, 12:19 AM
oh snap. (I never say this)

snoop
02-08-2006, 12:23 AM
what an idiot

sike
02-08-2006, 12:32 AM
to quote homer, "it works on so many levels"

EricaLubarsky
02-08-2006, 01:33 AM
Its funny that a guy who does not play the position of a scoring threat, and a guy who is supposedly good enough at fascilitating offense to lead an all-world team would actually have a negative effect on his teams Effective FG% to a tune of -1.3%

sike
02-08-2006, 01:50 AM
oh el.....its funny on so many more levels than just that! ;)

4cwebb
02-08-2006, 02:32 AM
wow...talk about an almost guaranteed method to the USA not winning the gold...no mention made of the fact that Walker plays almost no defense.

Drbio
02-08-2006, 09:04 AM
wow.


I guess we don't want to snap our string of no medals. Doh!

Five-ofan
02-08-2006, 09:13 AM
wow.

sike
02-08-2006, 12:00 PM
wow?

AnMan21
02-08-2006, 01:23 PM
shouldn't someone be monitoring the garbage posted on SI? i mean really, maybe an editor should've questioned whether it was a joke or not. or maybe he should've fired the writer on the spot for suggesting something so absurd.

on a serious note, i'd like to see a team of all youngsters in the olympics. they'd have something to prove: paul, lebron, melo, dwight howard, bosh, with gordan and josh howard off the bench. that'd be a decent squad.

Evilmav2
02-08-2006, 05:07 PM
on a serious note, i'd like to see a team of all youngsters in the olympics. they'd have something to prove: paul, lebron, melo, dwight howard, bosh, with gordan and josh howard off the bench. that'd be a decent squad.

Mayhap, Jerry is thinking about bringing the Employee onboard in order to serve as a mentor figure for whatever prospective younger players the old man eventually invites to join the team...

MightyToine
02-08-2006, 06:17 PM
This even boggles *MY* mind. (no wisecracks about my mind, please. )

Dirkenstien
02-09-2006, 12:44 AM
wow. ...uuh