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MavsFanFinley
04-22-2006, 11:24 PM
Wow, the Nuggets look horrible.

Drbio
04-22-2006, 11:34 PM
They did come out pretty flat. It's a 8 point game now. I can't believe the Nuggets haven't gotten a single fast break point in the second half. ouch.

Drbio
04-22-2006, 11:51 PM
Evans is giving Brand fits. :D

chumdawg
04-23-2006, 12:13 AM
The Nuggets are kicking the crap out of the Clippers right now! Tie game, 87-87!

MavsFanFinley
04-23-2006, 12:14 AM
It's turned into a really good game.

bernardos70
04-23-2006, 12:14 AM
Well, it's tied now, 87 all. 1:08 to go

MavsFanFinley
04-23-2006, 12:23 AM
Clippers breathing a sigh of relief right now. Good defense on Melo.

nashtymavsfan13
04-23-2006, 12:46 AM
I'm surprised at how close it was. This could be a pretty good series.

Thespiralgoeson
04-23-2006, 03:31 AM
This will be a very good series.

I don't know what it is, but I'm just not sold on the Clippers at all. Maybe it's just because they are, in fact, the Clippers, but I wouldn't be surprised even in the slightest to see Denver win this series.

alby
04-23-2006, 12:22 PM
denver is the higher seed.

orangedays
04-23-2006, 01:23 PM
Keep in mind that the Nuggets are the higher seed only by virtue of the NBA's crappy, division-based seeding process. The Clippers have the superior regular season record (giving them HCA) and also won the season series between the two teams 3-1.

nashtymavsfan13
04-23-2006, 01:27 PM
Yeah, I fully expect the Clippers to win, but it should be a good series.

Thespiralgoeson
04-23-2006, 02:47 PM
Keep in mind that the Nuggets are the higher seed only by virtue of the NBA's crappy, division-based seeding process. The Clippers have the superior regular season record (giving them HCA) and also won the season series between the two teams 3-1.

It is pretty damn funny to see the 6th seed have HCA over the 3rd seed. I'm pretty sure that's never happened before.

dude1394
04-24-2006, 10:38 PM
Clippers laying some wood on the 8th place(should be anyway) 3rd seed.

Looks like those clippers played the game (nba seeding that is) pretty good.

bernardos70
04-24-2006, 10:58 PM
Yeah, that was the smart thing to do for them. F*ck pride not to lose games to take advantage of the rules.

As a side note, Chuck just is already lining up to suck the Clippers' collective male reproductive organ. Gee, I wonder why.

sixeightmkw
04-27-2006, 10:41 PM
I heard them saying on the broadcast something about Casell not wanting to be there or something like that. Has anyone heard about that?

spreedom
04-27-2006, 10:45 PM
They were talking about his attitude before the preseason.. he was extremely unhappy that he got shipped out of Minnesota, but once he and Dunleavy had a talk, Cassell fell in love with the organization and (correctly) predicted that the Clippers would finish with a better regular season record than the Wolves.

What they might have been mentioning was that Cassell recently stated that he wants a sign of loyalty from the franchise and a new, fat contract this summer.

spreedom
04-27-2006, 10:46 PM
Oh, I predict the Clips winning this series in 5, losing only tonight.

Drbio
04-27-2006, 11:29 PM
Nugs looking motivated tonight.

sp3nc3r13
04-27-2006, 11:31 PM
Go nuggets!

dude1394
04-27-2006, 11:44 PM
Go clips.

sp3nc3r13
04-27-2006, 11:56 PM
Go clips.
rawr

dude1394
04-27-2006, 11:58 PM
rawr

rawr?

Drbio
04-28-2006, 12:14 AM
Carmello!!!!!!!!

Nuggets are turning it up.

MavsFanFinley
04-28-2006, 12:25 AM
Clippers have cut it to 3. It looks like the Nuggets are trying to whiff this one away.

nashtymavsfan13
04-28-2006, 12:38 AM
Wow, it looks like the Nuggets might win one.

nashtymavsfan13
04-28-2006, 12:39 AM
Camby is a great center, to bad he's fragile as glass.

He and AK-47 must have taken a class or something.

MavKikiNYC
04-30-2006, 06:00 PM
Kaman, Evans involved in a 'private' matter
STORY TOOLS

By Chris Tomasson, Rocky Mountain News
April 30, 2006

Los Angeles Clippers center Chris Kaman shoved Denver Nuggets forward Reggie Evans to the floor during the second period in Saturday night’s playoff game at the Pepsi Center. But Kaman believes he was justified. Kaman said Evans grabbed him in the private parts.

"He went behind my back, went through my legs and grabbed my (private parts) and tried to pull them backwards,’’ Kaman said after the Clippers won 100-86 to take a 3-1 lead in the best-of-seven first-round series. "In my mind at first I? wanted to punch him. I wanted to hit him. I thought to myself, ‘Don’t be stupid.’’’

Two teammates backed up Kaman’s claim. Guards Shaun Livingston and Sam Cassell both believe the NBA should look at the play for possible disciplinary action against Evans, who did make himself available in the locker room after the game.

"That’s crazy,’’ Livingston said. "It was dirty? (Evans) deserved everything he got. I’m surprised he didn’t punch him in the face? Kaman did the right thing by not punching him.’’

With 8 minutes, 35 seconds left in the second period, there was an incident between Evans and Kaman. After Kaman pushed Evans to the floor, Kaman was assessed a flagrant foul and Nuggets guard Ruben Patterson got a technical for interceding.

"The league will look at that,’’ Cassell said. "You can’t do (what Evans did). That’s why he was so pissed off at him. You can’t (grab) a guy like that. You can’t do that to a guy and expect him not to retaliate like that.’’
Kaman said he never has had anything like that happen to him in a game.

"I’ve never experienced that, not even a dirty three-on-three tournament,’’ he said. "That’s ludicrous.’’

Kaman said he expects the league to look at the play. He said he doesn’t care if any disciplinary action is taken against Evans.

Drbio
04-30-2006, 06:26 PM
The Nuggets should be ashamed of the way they have folded up and disappeared.



As for the Evans thing, he should be suspended. I saw a replay and it is clear what he did. I guess he wanted to see if Kaman had any balls.

rakesh.s
04-30-2006, 07:12 PM
What is it with the Nuggets and nutsacks? Remember two years ago, Elson called Garnett gay because Garnett grabbed Elson's balls?

WraithXx
04-30-2006, 07:31 PM
What is it with the Nuggets and nutsacks? Remember two years ago, Elson called Garnett gay because Garnett grabbed Elson's balls?

lmao

DirkGoesNuclear
04-30-2006, 07:48 PM
The league better suspend Evans for a couple of games.

MavKikiNYC
04-30-2006, 07:51 PM
Sounds damn nigh like sexual assault.

Male30Dan
05-01-2006, 12:13 AM
I just saw this for the first time in the TNT post game highlights...

That is just CRAZY... They interviewed Kaman and he just said "He grabbed my nuts... We can say it... He grabbed my nuts"

Hilarious!

bernardos70
05-01-2006, 12:16 AM
hahaha, that was trully f***ed up. That was hilarious, then Ernie says "Evans got caught with his hand on the cookie jar."

Drbio
05-01-2006, 12:20 AM
hahaha, that was trully f***ed up. That was hilarious, then Ernie says "Evans got caught with his hand on the cookie jar."

Then Barkley asks Ernie, "Where you get your cookies?" :D

sike
05-01-2006, 12:34 AM
dang. that is just crazy

kg_veteran
05-01-2006, 03:37 PM
Sounds damn nigh like sexual assault.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Itu6BeKEi8Y&search=Chris%20Kaman

Yeah, I'd say so.

orangedays
05-01-2006, 03:41 PM
Wow. Evans really got in there. That's some serious cuppage.

Someone owes someone else a steak dinner.

sixeightmkw
05-01-2006, 03:44 PM
or at least breakfast

EricaLubarsky
05-01-2006, 04:09 PM
I think Evans finally got his answer after wondering for years about whether cavemen have Genitalia.

MavKikiNYC
05-01-2006, 04:17 PM
NBA Investigates Kaman Incident

By Jason Reid
Times Staff Writer

May 1, 2006

The NBA is investigating an incident in Saturday's 100-86 victory in Game 4 that led to center Chris Kaman's being assessed a flagrant foul.

The foul was called with 8 minutes 45 seconds remaining in the second quarter when Kaman shoved Denver forward Reggie Evans.

Kaman said he told referees that Evans grabbed his testicles and "pulled hard," and repeated his account in an interview Sunday with an NBA security official.

TV replays appeared to indicate Evans put his hand under Kaman's shorts as they battled for position near the basket.

"I told [the NBA] in complete detail what happened," Kaman said. "The three refs also knew what happened."

Kaman, who played despite being slowed by a viral illness, said he considered punching Evans.

"With what we're trying to do, I didn't want to get thrown out," he said. "I thought about it, but I knew what would happen.

"One of the refs said he would have knocked [him] out. It was crazy."

The Clippers were surprised by Evans' actions, to say the least.

"When I saw it on TV, it was like, 'Wow,' " 13-year veteran Sam Cassell said. "I asked the referees about it at halftime, and Jess Kersey, who has been in the league for [29] years, said he's never seen anything like it.

"You know what, Reggie is a good guy. I think he just lost it for a minute."

Male30Dan
05-01-2006, 05:22 PM
or at least breakfast

Hahaha... Hilarious!

raefformvp
05-01-2006, 05:28 PM
I just saw this for the first time in the TNT post game highlights...

That is just CRAZY... They interviewed Kaman and he just said "He grabbed my nuts... We can say it... He grabbed my nuts"

Hilarious!

That interview was great! I was laughing so hard. I watched it a few times and then ran in the bedroom and made my husband watch it a few times (I love TIVO!). Kaman doesn't seem like the big lughead I always assumed he was. He kept his cool pretty much after that. I think a lot of guys would have beat the crap out of a dude violating you like that. It impresses me that he reacted and then stepped back and thought about the good of his team over his balls. (that made me feel dirty) :o

raefformvp
05-01-2006, 05:30 PM
Ha Ha! Michael Smith on Around the Horn just said that Reggie Evans should be black-balled for his actions! Funny stuff!

bernardos70
05-01-2006, 05:34 PM
LMAO. Thanks for brightening up my day. That was hilarious.

EricaLubarsky
05-01-2006, 06:45 PM
this thread is too good to give up on.

how about this: many players go back to school or finish degrees while in the NBA. Evans was just practicing for his proctology exam.

http://img445.imageshack.us/img445/9981/capture0019eq.jpg

Drbio
05-01-2006, 07:21 PM
My my......it seems the league is getting a little "teste" over this issue. :o

Drbio
05-01-2006, 07:23 PM
I wonder if Evans could work on a Tickle Me Elmo assembly line.


I hear they have to give each Elmo two "test tickles" before they are sold.

EricaLubarsky
05-01-2006, 07:48 PM
Many players are a little tough to get along with but Evans is just anal.

I've heard hands across America but...

Drbio
05-01-2006, 09:40 PM
Call me nuts but it looked like Evans was having a ball out there.

EricaLubarsky
05-01-2006, 09:55 PM
I think that when Evans moved to Denver no one educated him on the definition of a Rocky Mountain Oyster!

Never played in the Rocky's and never saw testicles when he was playing in Seattle.

MavKikiNYC
05-01-2006, 09:57 PM
Stooge Ackson strikes again.

For sexual battery, Evans receives a $10K fine, and a flagrant foul 2 assessed. But no suspension.

If Kobe weren't Exhibit A, it's clear the NBA doesn't take sexual assault seriously.

You're Nothin' But A token, Stooge.

Message sent: The next time a player takes a dirty shot at you, you better light him up in the heat of the moment because the league isn't gonna do jack.

Drbio
05-01-2006, 10:05 PM
That's pretty lame. He should have been suspended.

dude1394
05-01-2006, 10:40 PM
The number 3 seed is about to get their rear-end kicked by the number 6 seed.

You like d'em apples stern?

Hell...he probably does now that I think about it, it gets two LATeams in the second round.

that sneaky bastard.

dude1394
05-01-2006, 11:02 PM
Jeff Van Gundy should stay in broadcasting.

Thespiralgoeson
05-01-2006, 11:17 PM
Jeff Van Gundy should stay in broadcasting.

Agreed. Then maybe the Rockets would finally realize that occasionally it's nice to play offense.

dude1394
05-01-2006, 11:54 PM
Well stern didn't do denver OR the grizzlies any favors.

dirno2000
05-02-2006, 12:01 AM
Denver should be playing the Spurs so I don't think they can complain.

birdsanctuary
05-02-2006, 12:14 AM
They remind me of some of George's old Sonic teams... Didn't Denver pull off a major upset against a #1 seed Seattle back when Georgie boy was the coach? Anyone?

MFFL
05-02-2006, 12:20 AM
The number 3 seed is about to get their rear-end kicked by the number 6 seed.

What about the possibility that the #1, #2, AND the #3 seed might not make it to the 2nd round?

EricaLubarsky
05-02-2006, 12:42 AM
I dont care if its an upset by seed-- its not. The 5th seed bombed so they could be 6th, and play the 8th seed in the first round. No team would choose the 2nd seed over the 8th seed. Especially one that is struggling.

nashtymavsfan13
05-02-2006, 02:08 AM
Call me nuts but it looked like Evans was having a ball out there.

lol lmao :rolleyes:

nashtymavsfan13
05-02-2006, 02:08 AM
What about the possibility that the #1, #2, AND the #3 seed might not make it to the 2nd round?

That would be awesome.

nashtymavsfan13
05-02-2006, 02:09 AM
this thread is too good to give up on.

how about this: many players go back to school or finish degrees while in the NBA. Evans was just practicing for his proctology exam.

http://img445.imageshack.us/img445/9981/capture0019eq.jpg


LOL, funny how Evans goes after one of the ugliest players in the league, what a loser lol :p

Arne
05-03-2006, 11:30 AM
Here's the whole TNT thing:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QFcinlrgojk&search=kaman

orangedays
05-03-2006, 01:19 PM
Here's the whole TNT thing:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QFcinlrgojk&search=kaman

I seriously think that this segment should be up for the funniest 2 minutes and 34 seconds on television. Ever.

"This is nuts!" Hahaha...

MavKikiNYC
05-05-2006, 04:52 PM
Reggie Evans. The definition of a terrible contract run in the playoffs: Not only did Evans fail to emerge from a three-man rotation that includes Eduardo Najera and Francisco Elson, he guaranteed himself a lifetime of "NUT GRABBER!" shouts and insults after that whole Chris Kaman grabbing-the-crotch-from-behind debacle, which the league apparently decided NOT to suspend him for because it was so over-the-top weird that they just wanted it to go away as fast as possible. Well, it's not going away. At the Clippers game on Monday night, at least five different people in my section held up bags of nuts and screamed at him any time he was within 20 feet. And that's his career for the next 10 years. He's the Nut Grabber. Welcome to hell, Reggie Evans. Welcome to hell.

Reggie is more of an Almond Joy type guy.

EricaLubarsky
05-05-2006, 05:03 PM
Reggie is more of an Almond Joy type guy.
nice

Drbio
05-05-2006, 07:15 PM
Reggie Evans announced today that he has launched a new website in his effort to apologize for his recent "indiscretion".

Enjoy.

http://humor.about.com/gi/dynamic/offsite.htm?zi=1/XJ&sdn=humor&zu=http%3A%2F%2Fweb.archive.org%2Fweb%2F2005030616 3504%2Fhttp%3A%2F%2Fwww.testicletheater.com%2F

Drbio
05-05-2006, 07:21 PM
Click below for an important word regarding how you should fondle your testicles.

http://www.computerpranks.com/download/media/wmv/testiclecancer.wmv

Drbio
05-05-2006, 07:23 PM
I heard that Reggie Evans has been trying to get away from all this publicity. Feeling sorry for him, Carmelo took him to the golf course for some relaxation. Sadly, it was reported today that Reggie fell off the ball washer.

Drbio
05-05-2006, 07:32 PM
We've cluttered this thread enough. I am going to start a Reggie Evans tribute thread. Stay tuned.