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Drbio
11-26-2006, 02:21 AM
This is the thread for all things expressing hatred towards that asshat David Stern. Please post pics, photoshops, etc of the Dictator of the NBA. If they are your original material great but if not please cite where they came from.

http://i56.photobucket.com/albums/g194/drbio/NBA/stern2.jpg
mine

The Magic 8-ball knows who the ass is....
http://i56.photobucket.com/albums/g194/drbio/NBA/stern.jpg
Mine from another photo I found on the web.

chumdawg
11-26-2006, 02:28 AM
I got this from the Spurs GDT:

http://i56.photobucket.com/albums/g194/drbio/Spurs/spursreport.jpg

Drbio
11-26-2006, 02:31 AM
http://www.williamt.com/nibl/season1999/z_david_stern_dollar.jpg

from another site..

Drbio
11-26-2006, 02:34 AM
http://img452.imageshack.us/img452/9016/stern3vj.png

Stern tries to bond with the Boyz after imposing a new dress code....from another site

nashtymavsfan13
11-26-2006, 02:51 AM
Lol, this is a great idea :D

chumdawg
11-26-2006, 02:52 AM
Rock ON, man! I found another from our GameDay Thread!

http://i56.photobucket.com/albums/g194/drbio/Spurs/spurjersey.jpg

chumdawg
11-26-2006, 02:55 AM
Here's another one, from one of our members here. Ha, ha, I really love this one. It really captures it succinctly.

http://img129.imageshack.us/img129/3342/crybabe6fv.jpg

Drbio
11-26-2006, 03:01 AM
Nice to see chummy in full off topic mode tonight.

EricaLubarsky
11-26-2006, 03:04 AM
If David Stern were a movie director, he would cast a wholesome looking white man for the lead and although its an action movie, every scene would be subdued and polite and all characters would smile all the time and say please/thank you. At the end of the movie the blonde, hunky protagonist would suddenly develop superpowers and become invulnerable, making the entire leadup to the movie's end pointless.

chumdawg
11-26-2006, 03:04 AM
Wait, I just found this one:

[img]Get Off Your Knees and Be a Man[img]

Drbio
11-26-2006, 03:06 AM
Sorry this isn't some "Let's hang off Nash's nutsack manlove" thread chummy but if you don't like it then you can always post in the thread that dude started about how to blow your former coach or somesuch.

Here you go....since I am so damn nice.

http://www.dallas-mavs.com/vb/showthread.php?t=27617

chumdawg
11-26-2006, 03:10 AM
If David Stern were a movie director, he would cast a wholesome looking white man for the lead and although its an action movie, every scene would be subdued and polite and all characters would smile all the time and say please/thank you. At the end of the movie the blonde, hunky protagonist would suddenly develop superpowers and become invulnerable, making the entire leadup to the movie's end pointless.Is this to indicate that Dirk or Nash wasn't "wholesome" enough? I'm confused by the "wholesome looking white man" part of your story.

In fact, not just that...I'm thoroughly confused.

Drbio
11-26-2006, 03:12 AM
Or better yet...why not just go post at:

http://www.nba.com/suns/0607_intro_flash.html

or maybe....

http://www.nba.com/warriors/warriors_intro.html


Since...you know....those teams are so much better than our little unhappy disloyal Mavericks franchise.

chumdawg
11-26-2006, 03:14 AM
Get off your knees, and stop letting Stern demean you.

Seriously.

Drbio
11-26-2006, 03:16 AM
Is that all you got? I know you have been beaten around like a cheap whore around here lately, but seriously....

is that all?

Why do you come here if your only purpose is to denigrate the Mavericks? Would those other sites not make you happy?

And although I've been quick to give you the benefit of the doubt it's finally gotten way past pathetic. You are bordering on troll these days. And the sad part is that a majority of the board has been beating you down and I've been giving you the benefit of the doubt.

chumdawg
11-26-2006, 03:17 AM
I think it was more than enough.

Drbio
11-26-2006, 03:20 AM
Just so I am clear...you are now worshipping Nash, Nellie, JJB and you've added David Stern? That's a lot of nutsacks to lick at one time.

SaltwaterChaffy
11-26-2006, 03:52 AM
Chum,

You win the thread.

Drbio
11-26-2006, 03:57 AM
Why? Because he cluttered a thread up? Because he insisted on not posting one on topic post?

If those are the criteria then sure.....I had no idea we were keeping score. :rolleyes:

EricaLubarsky
11-26-2006, 04:11 AM
Chum,

You win the thread.
http://www.realitytvcalendar.com/shows/biggest_loser/logo.jpg

Drbio
11-26-2006, 04:13 AM
hahahaha....sorry EL....
You have given out too much Reputation in the last 24 hours, try again later.

capitalcity
11-26-2006, 12:07 PM
Chum wins cause he played the non-photoshopped SpurtsReport trump card.

Kinda like how I win most threads with the highly off-topic "free cat" .jpeg.

Sorry doc, thems the rules.

Drbio
11-26-2006, 01:51 PM
Chum wins cause he played the non-photoshopped SpurtsReport trump card.

Kinda like how I win most threads with the highly off-topic "free cat" .jpeg.

Sorry doc, thems the rules.

You mean the one that I MADE during the playoffs last year? That "non-photoshopped" spurtsreport trump card? :rolleyes:

Besides...EricaLubarsky clearly won this thread if we need to assign a victor. :)

MavsX
11-26-2006, 02:49 PM
david stern you can suck my big fat hairy beanbag.

dude1394
11-26-2006, 04:02 PM
david stern you can suck my big fat hairy beanbag.

what he said.

FINtastic
11-26-2006, 04:11 PM
Stern has gotten to the point where he is the joke of the league. He needs to be gone.

MavsX
11-27-2006, 12:09 AM
what he said.

yeah dude...beanbag...come on i don't care who you are thats hilarious.

capitalcity
11-27-2006, 12:15 PM
http://static.flickr.com/40/105468489_ca48becc26.jpg

kg_veteran
11-27-2006, 12:23 PM
What is it lately with all of the homoerotic and prison sex talk on this board?

Flacolaco
11-27-2006, 12:39 PM
http://img127.imageshack.us/img127/8336/palpatine2jr2.jpg

"I think I will also fine teams with message board posters that anger me"

-Emperor Stern