View Full Version : Children, cover your testicles, Tyson is after you!!!

05-05-2002, 11:09 AM
"Sometimes you guys have no pride, so no matter what I say, you guys ... it doesn't affect you because you don't care about nothing but money. So every now and then I kick your (expletive) ass and stomp on you and put some kind of pain and inflict some of the pain on you because you deserve to feel the pain that I feel. I wish that you guys had children so I could kick them in the f***ing head or stomp on their testicles so you could feel my pain because that's the pain I have waking up every day."

Yet another great Tyson quote. I'm having a tough time choosing between this one, and "I'll f** you till you love me" as my favorite Mike Tyson quote ever.


05-05-2002, 01:53 PM
Fortunately, he's not a member of the clergy.

05-05-2002, 03:58 PM
that's cold Mavkiki. I hate Tyson. He is a prime candidate for an insane asylum. What an asshole.

05-05-2002, 04:20 PM
I hate Don King even more. Tyson's just his pawn.

05-05-2002, 04:23 PM
If they both went down in a fire-filled aircraft, I wouldn't shed a single tear that's for sure. Those two idiots deserve each other.

05-05-2002, 04:34 PM
I wonder how much of the insanity is real. Tyson's image, and off the wall behaviour is why most people still pay to watch him. Hell, I'd throw in $5 towards a pay-per-view pool, just to see the craziness thats bound ot happen in this fight. Its great entertainment.

05-05-2002, 04:37 PM
I don't know why but I really want Tyson to win each time he fights, probably so he can prove his detractors wrong. I'm always amazed at how young he was when he won the heavyweight title back in the day..too bad the guy's a damn fruitcake.

05-05-2002, 09:19 PM
dj- I used to feel the same way...until the rape conviction, the assault conviction, the other rape allegations, his foul mouth tirades, etc. Now he's just a punk to me.

05-05-2002, 09:34 PM
too bad the guy's a damn fruitcake.

That's putting it nicely. LOL. i/expressions/face-icon-small-disgusted.gif

He's your typical punk. The bully down the street that always picked on those littler than him. And laughed about it, while wondering what everyone else's problem was.

Obviously, the rape conviction and other assaults are as low as you can go, but biting the ear is just wrong.

05-06-2002, 12:04 AM
The guy is a nut.

"[He] called me a 'rapist' and a 'recluse'. I'm not a recluse."
-Boxer Mike Tyson, on writer Wallace Matthews

Here is a site with some pretty silly athlete quotes. Warning some of the quotes in the weightlifting and rugby section are a little risque.

Dumb Sports Quotes (http://www.sportshollywood.com/dumbquotes.html)

05-06-2002, 12:20 AM
<< &quot;[He] called me a 'rapist' and a 'recluse'. I'm not a recluse.&quot;
-Boxer Mike Tyson, on writer Wallace Matthews

I so wish he were a recluse....

05-06-2002, 01:23 AM
That quote is funny... Like on the Simpsons, someone is talking about Mayor Quimby

&quot;Nobody should vote for this tilliterate, tax-cheating, wife-swapping, pot-smoking Spend-o-crat”

Then Quimby says &quot;Hey I am no longer illterate&quot;

05-06-2002, 10:43 AM

05-06-2002, 03:07 PM
dooby just brought a tear to my eye.

did you ever beat him?

05-06-2002, 03:10 PM
Man this dude has COMPLETELY gone over the edge now... What a PSYCHO??!!!

05-06-2002, 03:20 PM
<< dooby just brought a tear to my eye.

did you ever beat him? >>

Actually, I found that online. I can't figure out which game it is from. I think it is Punchout for the on Nintendo Entertainment System or the SNES.

I forwarded the picture to BAD radio in hopes they would put it on their site. Bob responded with an overenthusiastic e-mail but he hasn't put it on their site. Bastard.

Big Boy Laroux
05-06-2002, 05:23 PM
that is definitely punchout.

and hilarious. i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif

05-06-2002, 06:37 PM