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spreedom
06-21-2013, 01:55 AM
F the Heat, F the Spurs, F. Scott Fitzgerald and F the other 27 teams. But I thought we could use this space for the smaller news and rumors. Hopefully the Clippers mess up their offseason enough to scare CP3 away. Let's go Mavs!

Underdog
06-21-2013, 08:22 AM
Ummmmm... (http://www.dallas-mavs.com/vb/showthread.php?t=38375&page=33)

spreedom
06-23-2013, 03:26 PM
Oh, I figured that other thread was for stuff unrelated to the Mavs. Mods feel free to close/delete.

DirkFTW
07-15-2013, 09:59 AM
I don't know where to put this, but the Nerdlucks have resurfaced...

Baron Davis says aliens abducted him… and they were ugly

Former NBA player and current New York Knick employee Baron Davis was on the Champs Podcast (featuring Chappelle’s Show co-creator Neal Brennan, this is always a great listen) and he started talking about a recent drive from Las Vegas to Los Angeles…

And he says he was abducted by aliens.

...

Davis said after the experience he just pulled over and went to the In-n-Out burger there. Because after an alien abduction who doesn’t want a double-double animal style?
http://probasketballtalk.nbcsports.com/2013/07/14/baron-davis-says-aliens-abducted-him-and-they-were-ugly/

Hopefully they can help turn Dwight Howard into post-Spacejam Shawn Bradley.

MavsFTR
09-04-2013, 12:44 PM
In case you guys are having NBA withdrawal symptoms.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D6KUW8cs4Cs

EricaLubarsky
09-15-2013, 05:38 PM
A little clarification for NBA fans with children:

This is Brooklyn Knight-- the Nets' strange-looking mascot.
http://i.huffpost.com/gen/852115/thumbs/s-BROOKLYN-KNIGHT-large.jpg?9

This is one of the only safe-for-work pictures of Brooklyn Night found on Google. Brooklyn Night is a porn star.
http://www.iafd.com/graphics/headshots/brooklynnight.jpg

Make sure your kids know how to spell the mascot when they start googling.

Also, isn't the black knight almost always the bad guy? If so, their mascot is a burnished turd that emphasizes that they are the antagonists.

TripleDipping
09-24-2013, 09:07 AM
NBA may have Heat, Nets wear nicknames on jerseys. (http://sports.yahoo.com/news/nba-may-heat-nets-wear-230116340--nba.html)

Great idea to cheapen the game.

EricaLubarsky
09-24-2013, 11:18 AM
NBA may have Heat, Nets wear nicknames on jerseys. (http://sports.yahoo.com/news/nba-may-heat-nets-wear-230116340--nba.html)

Great idea to cheapen the game.

Keepin' it classy and showing no preferential treatment at all.

EricaLubarsky
10-22-2013, 11:22 PM
Whoa, Phoenix is playing the Morris twins together. Markieff Morris and Marcus Morris started together. What will those jerseys look like?

They can't do just "Morris". They can't do M. Morris, Ma. Morris, Mar. Morris.

Mark and Marc Morris?

DevinHarriswillstart
10-25-2013, 04:42 PM
Slightly annoying...

Gortat for Okafur about to happen...

http://basketball.realgm.com/wiretap/230408/Wizards-To-Acquire-Marcin-Gortat-From-Suns-For-Okafor

grndmstr_c
10-25-2013, 04:54 PM
Slightly annoying...

Gortat for Okafur about to happen...

http://basketball.realgm.com/wiretap/230408/Wizards-To-Acquire-Marcin-Gortat-From-Suns-For-Okafor
Good move for the Suns. UFA at year's end and all but certain to go elsewhere...probable mid-first-rounder in next year's draft is probably as good as they could do. I didn't see him as a realistic target for Dallas until next summer, anyway.

DevinHarriswillstart
10-25-2013, 05:18 PM
Good move for the Suns. UFA at year's end and all but certain to go elsewhere...probable mid-first-rounder in next year's draft is probably as good as they could do. I didn't see him as a realistic target for Dallas until next summer, anyway.

True. Hence my saying slightly. :)

I'm just worried about what happens if Dalembert gets injured. Too bad Fab Melo was as worthless as advertised.

EricaLubarsky
10-25-2013, 05:44 PM
Gortat will not like playing in Washington. He'll be looking for a way out by the end of the year. In the mean time, We'll be collecting a lot of tape on him as he plays 38mpg for WAS and we'll have plenty of cap room if we want him and Dalembert with a non-guaranteed team option.