View Full Version : Worst Double Coyote Moment

05-13-2001, 10:17 PM
Ya'll know what double coyote ugly is, right. Coyote Ugly - that's a woman so ugly when she falls asleep on your arm, you chew off your arm to escape without waking her. Double Coyote Ugly - that's when you chew off your other arm because she'll be looking for a one-armed man.

What's your worst coyote moment. Mine involved a lot of vodka and a switch between a pair of roommates. Brrr.

05-13-2001, 11:53 PM
well, mine involved 36 shots of vodka and hotdamn 100 in about an 8 hour period.....
i picked up some girl at fry street fair in denton, but i was so screwed up that i didn't realize that i was already kinda dating her. well, that kinda backfired and ....well, let's just say i tried my best not bo be lonely that night. uggghhh..
nothing wrong with hispanic women,actually, some are fine....but the girl i picked up on after my initial screwup was so ugly my roommates had to basically throw her out to keep me from doing something i would regret.
well, let's just say the mistake i made was a girl with more facial hair than what i could possibly grow at the time.

thank goodness for roommates coming to the rescue

05-14-2001, 12:17 AM
Can't say that's ever happened to me. I tend to get into longterm relationships (going on 2yrs, 9mos with my present gf). And if I do happen to mess around with another girl, I make the most of it by making sure she's damn fine!

05-14-2001, 09:51 AM
well, like i said, my roommates saved me from messing around.
but it was a near death experience

05-14-2001, 05:26 PM
I didn't have any roomates to rescue me. i/expressions/face-icon-small-sad.gif