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scooterj5
01-22-2003, 09:48 AM
I thought we needed another one.

Murphy3
01-22-2003, 10:50 AM
good call scooter
kobe is a wuss

TripleDipping
01-22-2003, 11:05 AM
I don't think one is enough.

LRB
01-22-2003, 04:22 PM
I hope you all are talking threads and not about cloning Kobe. i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif

BrianJ
01-22-2003, 08:32 PM
Reeds must be peeping in his changing room today. Where is the defense troll?

Drbio
01-22-2003, 08:35 PM
It has been reported that there is no truth to the rumor that Kobe's kid looks like Shaq. The article corrected it to Bill Walton.

scooterj5
01-22-2003, 08:51 PM
Lyrics from Kobe's rap, from his album called "THUG POET"

Uh
Uh huh
You know what this is
I'ma let 'em run around one more time
I drop sumpin' on y'all
It's like... it's like
What's it like?

My microphones and glock nines
Black? I'm dipped in that
The beats, my mash, jam you for the platinum you have
Run it, the illest, watch me become it
I'm here, and took it bowling, like straight to the wig
Speak truth like kids, tell you what you don't know
Kobe? Yeah, he's real with the flow
Kick in the do' wavin' the flow-flow
All you heard was stop, can't take the hits no more
Ha, didn't know I had your block on SWAT?
I'm CIA, y'all nuttin' but beat cops
I rock like my ma's mean, name is cocaine
Place you on my A-fiend list and pay you 'cane
Think you can handle? Not get stripped when you rock?
Think again, you find you lost your mind and judgement
My confidence, springs from watching y'all fall
Aw, forced to hustle, rap in charge
I'ma hop in your brain, tell you whatchu thinkin'
Yes, I am speakin', but I ain't writin'
So cold, I put the ice in nicest
You too broke to pay attention
My style is priceless

If you say murder that means I'm a Thug Poet
If I say my mind kills that means I'm a Thug Poet
If I say that I'm a flock that means I'm a Thug Poet
And when I lay it down, it makes me a Thug Poet


--

HAHA, Kobe is neither a "thug" nor a "poet"

BrianJ
02-09-2003, 06:48 PM
Just thought this would be a goodie to bring back before the all star game. Kobe has to be dragged off the floor tonight to prevent him from a carreer ending splinter. The guy has a heart of gold.
Please reply as these threads bring so much joy to my heart.

centrlpark08
02-09-2003, 07:59 PM
Kobe has been hogging the ball all to himself in the all-star game.

LRB
02-10-2003, 12:13 AM
Kobe played so much in the allstar game to prevent injury to his tweaked booty hair by excessive sitting on the bench.

FlyinGK22
02-10-2003, 08:44 AM
ya kobe didnt do jack last night.

BrianJ
02-17-2003, 01:13 AM
Kobe Bryant after limping through the game was sited with ice on his knee going into the tunnel afterwards. He told the ereporters that his knee is hurting, hurting bad. Maybe he is hurt but I doubt it.

Everyone (including me talks about the jailblazers self destructing), maybe it should be the fakers.

A couple of conspiracy theories for you.
1. Shaq decides to sit out a game or two because of the media craziness with Kobe lately. He knows they can't win without him. How long until he comes back?

2. If Shaq does not come back quickly and Kobe continues to lose will he still play? Of course he will during his stat padding streak, but what about after that? We are already seeing the foreshadowing of this with him preparing to use muffitis of the knee.

3. With a loss to Houston and the big china men on tv, a team that people root for even more than the fakers, will they be able to handle it? I think that they will self destruct if they lose this game especially if they lose bad. The fingerpointing will be to much and the media will run with it.

4. Lastly King David has hyped the fakers for so long now. If it appears to be that it is less then a 50% chance for them to make the playoffs will the league hang on another teams nuts? Could it be the Mavs? This would be to much for their ego's to allow and management would rightfully blow up the team and build around Kobe I believe,.

BrianJ
02-17-2003, 03:35 PM
Shaq is now supposed to sit out for the next 2 games. Yet confirming the greatness of my last post. Its a beautiful day to be a mavs fan

LakerMania
02-17-2003, 04:04 PM
<< Yet confirming the greatness of my last post. >>




http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/laugh.gif

TripleDipping
02-17-2003, 04:09 PM
<< Shaq is now supposed to sit out for the next 2 games. Yet confirming the greatness of my last post. Its a beautiful day to be a mavs fan >>



How sure are you? Did you get the news from ESPN?
Well in that case I will burn candles in front of you and worship the saint that you are.

BrianJ
02-17-2003, 05:55 PM
ya u can do that, also if u could sacrifice a lamb or two it might be able to take u to the Brian J holy land.

Seriously though it was said to be reported on the radio. Not that that is even 25% accurate. I also saw on Sportscenter that he will probably miss the rockets game. The fact that they said this is proof enough for me. After all they have hyped up the Shaq vs. Yao matchup on TNT so much that they obviously do not want to make it look official.

Shaq could probably play through it, but wants the world to know that he is the reason the fakers are a dynasty not Shobe. Is this really worth potentially throwing away the season? Apparently to 9ft 645lb apes it is.

reeds
02-17-2003, 06:13 PM
poor kobe- the defense troll will protect u..

If Kobe were a freaking Mav- he would NO DOUBT BE THE BEST PLAYER TO EVER GRACE THIS PLANET. But since he is not- he is garbage...the Mavs board has spoken.

LRB
02-18-2003, 02:22 AM
<< poor kobe- the defense troll will protect u..

If Kobe were a freaking Mav- he would NO DOUBT BE THE BEST PLAYER TO EVER GRACE THIS PLANET. But since he is not- he is garbage...the Mavs board has spoken. >>



Not unless he looked like Michael Jeffrey Jordan and more importantly played like MJ did back in his prime.

Reeds check out the board. Does Fin get all love? No. Does Nash get all love? No. Does NVE get all love? Hell no. Even Dirk doesn't get all love. So way the hell would we give all love to a wussy egomaniac like Shobe just for putting on a Mavs uni? Well we wouldn't. And you having a serious man love for him doesn't change that one bit.

scooterj5
02-18-2003, 04:04 AM
Every fortnight I rummage through Kobe's trash. Sometimes I just follow him around and buy the same clothes. Once I observed him heal an old blind man. (Dick Bavetta)

Kobe is love.

TripleDipping
02-18-2003, 08:37 AM
<< Every fortnight I rummage through Kobe's trash. Sometimes I just follow him around and buy the same clothes. Once I observed him heal an old blind man. (Dick Bavetta)

Kobe is love. >>



So he's a miracle healer now? Can he heal my athelete's foot? Just wondering...

LRB
02-18-2003, 10:21 AM
<< So he's a miracle healer now? Can he heal my athelete's foot? Just wondering... >>



Sorry TD that's beyond his powers, but if you have a sprained booty hair he can handle that one.i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif

Usually Lurkin
02-18-2003, 11:30 AM
rumor has it that kobe has withheld his healing powers from shaq's toe in order to do two things

1)keep his own shot count up.
2)disallow shaq's reputation as the laker who can come back from injury to save the team.

TripleDipping
02-18-2003, 11:36 AM
3)To make Shaq the scapegoat when the Leakers fail to make the playoffs.

jayC
02-18-2003, 03:02 PM
The Rockets will destroy them. Kobe had to have great games just to win. Teams can know collapse on him and we will once again see the 11-19 Lakers.

One team out of the way for the mavs. Shaq will be hurt for the rest of his career even if they play the mavs. The mavericks put the Forum hex to rest and sweep the Lakers. LA just isn't that good, a lot like the 97 Cowboys the run is about over. Remember way back then you were saying all they need is to sneak in the playoffs and they can turn it on. Well the Lake Show is over.

Epitome22
02-19-2003, 02:26 AM
Lakers won. He was hobbled, they double teamed him and the Lakers somehow managed to scrape away a victory. Mobley just isn't tall enough or a quick enough defender to bother Kobe. Francis stunk it up tonight.

MavKikiNYC
02-19-2003, 07:58 AM
<< Francis stunk it up tonight. >>



I don't get to see Francis play that often, but I've never seen him have a good game. He looked awful last night against Fischer, didn't seem to be able to beat anyone.

TripleDipping
02-19-2003, 09:20 AM
Rockets are the most horrific team with all the talents. WTF... can't even beat a Shaq-less Lakers. Fortunately I didn't waste my time watching that game TV.

LRB
02-19-2003, 09:41 AM
Kobe definitely deserves an Emmy nomination for his acting in faking an injury last night. He's even remembering to limp on the correct leg most of the time. i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif

LakerMania
02-19-2003, 10:43 AM
<< Kobe definitely deserves an Emmy nomination for his acting in faking an injury last night. He's even remembering to limp on the correct leg most of the time. i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif >>



Why don't you get off Kobe's nuts LRB? You never waste an opportunity to talk about him and/or his booty. Do you have some secret infatuation with the guy?

Fidel
02-19-2003, 11:06 AM
<< I don't get to see Francis play that often, but I've never seen him have a good game. >>


That is because hes not that good of a player Kikki. Hes a nice scorer yes (though a little undersized to play the two) and a terrific athlete. But hes a horrible PG. Hes selfish, doesnt know how to run a team and makes alot of bad decisions. Like I said a while ago, hes probably one of the most overrated players in the league.

TripleDipping
02-19-2003, 11:10 AM
<< Why don't you get off Kobe's nuts LRB? You never waste an opportunity to talk about him and/or his booty. Do you have some secret infatuation with the guy? >>



Touchy touchy... i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif

turbo.mav
02-19-2003, 11:19 AM
Fidel on Francis:


<<

<< I don't get to see Francis play that often, but I've never seen him have a good game. >>


That is because hes not that good of a player Kikki. Hes a nice scorer yes (though a little undersized to play the two) and a terrific athlete. But hes a horrible PG. Hes selfish, doesnt know how to run a team and makes alot of bad decisions. Like I said a while ago, hes probably one of the most overrated players in the league. >>



That pretty much sums it up.

LRB
02-19-2003, 01:57 PM
<<

<< Kobe definitely deserves an Emmy nomination for his acting in faking an injury last night. He's even remembering to limp on the correct leg most of the time. i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif >>



Why don't you get off Kobe's nuts LRB? You never waste an opportunity to talk about him and/or his booty. Do you have some secret infatuation with the guy? >>



Do infatuation for me with kobe Lakermania. He's all yours, no need to get jealous. His nuts and his booty are all yours. Enjoy.

LakerMania
02-19-2003, 04:53 PM
<<

<<

<< Kobe definitely deserves an Emmy nomination for his acting in faking an injury last night. He's even remembering to limp on the correct leg most of the time. i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif >>



Why don't you get off Kobe's nuts LRB? You never waste an opportunity to talk about him and/or his booty. Do you have some secret infatuation with the guy? >>



Do infatuation for me with kobe Lakermania. He's all yours, no need to get jealous. His nuts and his booty are all yours. Enjoy. >>



I am not the one with 5 posts about him in a single topic. You are not making me jealous, however I can't say the same about his wife with all your talk about his &quot;booty&quot;. i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif

LRB
02-20-2003, 12:39 AM
Aw come on Lakermania, don't be shy. We all know you want to be Kobe's bitch. i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif

FYI I talke about a booty hair. You're the one bring up the male genetallia.

LakerMania
02-20-2003, 11:57 AM
<< Aw come on Lakermania, don't be shy. We all know you want to be Kobe's bitch. i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif

FYI I talke about a booty hair. You're the one bring up the male genetallia. >>



Tsk Tsk. Still can't go a single day without mentioning the K-word. You might as well be a Laker fan. i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif

LRB
02-20-2003, 12:00 PM
LakerMania I may mention the word crap a lot when I'm having a bad day, but that doesn't mean that I want to eat it for dinner.

BTW speaking of crap, how's those Lakers doing?

TripleDipping
02-20-2003, 12:14 PM
Forget the WWF smackdown... this is the real stuff.

LakerMania
02-20-2003, 02:51 PM
<< LakerMania I may mention the word crap a lot when I'm having a bad day, but that doesn't mean that I want to eat it for dinner. >>



I'll have to take your word for it on that one. Judging from the crap that comes out of your mouth, I kinda have my doubts. i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif



<< BTW speaking of crap, how's those Lakers doing? >>



Pretty good actually 9-2 lately and won the last 2 games without the big fella. And lets not forget that storybook game in one of the greatest comebacks in NBA history under their belt this year. i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif

BrianJ
02-20-2003, 03:01 PM
<< BTW speaking of crap, how's those Lakers doing? >>



Pretty good actually 9-2 lately and won the last 2 games without the big fella. And lets not forget that storybook game in one of the greatest comebacks in NBA history under their belt this year. i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif[/i] >>



Why don't u put that miracle comeback in your girlfriends crack pipe and light it up? Take comfort in that when u are boycotting the playoffs this spring. Because u have given top dollar for the lakers hype machine, to only have the refs not give u an open invitation to the playoffs this year.

LRB
02-20-2003, 03:09 PM
And the trade deadline has come and gone and the Lakers still wouldn't get a playoff spot if the season ended today. Oh well hope yo enjoy Kobe's nuts Lakermania.

TripleDipping
02-20-2003, 03:16 PM
Well... Kobe has to score 40+ to win all the games. How much longer he can keep that up? All the way to playoffs?

BrianJ
02-20-2003, 03:23 PM
Tripledipping there is not enough sarcasm in your post for my liking. Good effort but poor result. I know u meant well.

TripleDipping
02-20-2003, 03:26 PM
Once again my attempt to impress has failed. i/expressions/face-icon-small-blush.gif i/expressions/face-icon-small-sad.gif i/expressions/face-icon-small-frown.gif

WayOutWest
02-20-2003, 03:37 PM
<< Once again my attempt to impress has failed. i/expressions/face-icon-small-blush.gif i/expressions/face-icon-small-sad.gif i/expressions/face-icon-small-frown.gif >>



LOL! Sounds exactly like the Mavs.

TripleDipping
02-20-2003, 03:49 PM
Actually it applies to the Lakers as well WOW. i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif
No trade for Lakers = no title. Enjoy the mirage of your playoff chase. That's about all the excitement you get before O'Neal decides to take time off out of 'company time' again and Kobe won't score 40 every game.

LakerMania
02-20-2003, 04:06 PM
<< And the trade deadline has come and gone and the Lakers still wouldn't get a playoff spot if the season ended today. Oh well hope yo enjoy Kobe's nuts Lakermania. >>



The Lakers will get into the playoffs providing Shaq doesn't let us down. I feel comfortable with the Lakers matching up against the Mavs, can you say the same?

Still can't stop talking about Kobe eh? Wipe your mouth you have a little Kobe on it.

TripleDipping
02-20-2003, 04:09 PM
<<

<< And the trade deadline has come and gone and the Lakers still wouldn't get a playoff spot if the season ended today. Oh well hope yo enjoy Kobe's nuts Lakermania. >>



The Lakers will get into the playoffs providing Shaq doesn't let us down. I feel comfortable with the Lakers matching up against the Mavs, can you say the same?

Still can't stop talking about Kobe eh? Wipe your mouth you have a little Kobe on it. >>



We're not the 3 time defending champs... YOU are. So what if you get into the playoffs and win a series or two. You're still a failure when you get beat by the Queens or Spurs or JailBlazers.
And yes, I feel comfortable to watch Mavs play a series with Lakers.

WayOutWest
02-20-2003, 04:11 PM
<< Actually it applies to the Lakers as well WOW. i/expressions/face-icon-small-happy.gif
No trade for Lakers = no title. Enjoy the mirage of your playoff chase. That's about all the excitement you get before O'Neal decides to take time off out of 'company time' again and Kobe won't score 40 every game. >>



In case you missed it the Lakers haven't tried to impress anyone, especially their fans, durring the regular since 2000.

As far as a trade it's been stated over and over again from camp Lala land that no impact trade was being considered. PJ feels it's too difficult to work an impact player into the mix this late into the season. Knowing the money issues with LA I wasn't hoping for a major trade, not to mention every othe franchise in the league knows better than to give the Lakers a little help. Mitch and PJ said early on when the Lakers where at their worse that they owed it the current players to try and win it again without rocking the boat.

The playoff chase will be much more exciting now that Seattle has made a decent upgrade, cause I've thought all along Houston's gonna fade (GS is a bigger worry). I'll take that excitment over the excitment of creating excuses for losing to the elite teams in the league or the excitment of getting bounced in the 2nd round AGAIN.

TripleDipping
02-20-2003, 04:12 PM
2 years ago we were lottery team and now we MUST be the best? Save the rhetoric when you can't defend the title with the same squad.

WayOutWest
02-20-2003, 04:43 PM
<< 2 years ago we were lottery team and now we MUST be the best? Save the rhetoric when you can't defend the title with the same squad. >>



Should probably read:
Save the rhetoric FOR when you can't defend the title FOR THE FOURTH CONSECUTIVE TIME with the same squad.

LOL! Must be tough knowing you don't have the personnel to win it all despite the large payroll. In all honesty I like the Mavs, there isn't a player on your team I don't like. It's just pretty obvious your crew doesn't have what it takes to win it all. Unless the Mavs are going to write a new page in NBA History of a jumpshooting team with poor defense and soft rebounding, they will go no futher than a playoff matchup with the Kings, Lakers or Spurs. Heck even Portland looks like an elite killer right now.

TripleDipping
02-20-2003, 04:59 PM
Well... agreed we don't have the right players to reach the next level. All the small-ballin' ain't gonna get us over the hump that's for sure.
Glad to know you like Mavs players... as long as it's not some man-love. I have no problem with anyone in Lakers' squad too... minus O'Neal only because he's one undedicated and lazy guy with a no-so-smart mouth.
Do you happened to watch PTI (pardon the interruption) yesterday? They were discussing if O'Neal looks bad now because he's not sucking up to play thru injury while Kobe does. I kinda agree...

LRB
02-20-2003, 05:12 PM
<<

<< And the trade deadline has come and gone and the Lakers still wouldn't get a playoff spot if the season ended today. Oh well hope yo enjoy Kobe's nuts Lakermania. >>



The Lakers will get into the playoffs providing Shaq doesn't let us down. I feel comfortable with the Lakers matching up against the Mavs, can you say the same?

Still can't stop talking about Kobe eh? Wipe your mouth you have a little Kobe on it. >>



Lakermania I wouldn't wipe my ass with Kobe much less my mouth. That prima donna is all yours. and as far as meeting the Fakers in the playoffs, not worries here mate.

WayOutWest
02-20-2003, 05:14 PM
<< Well... agreed we don't have the right players to reach the next level. All the small-ballin' ain't gonna get us over the hump that's for sure.
Glad to know you like Mavs players... as long as it's not some man-love. I have no problem with anyone in Lakers' squad too... minus O'Neal only because he's one undedicated and lazy guy with a no-so-smart mouth.
Do you happened to watch PTI (pardon the interruption) yesterday? They were discussing if O'Neal looks bad now because he's not sucking up to play thru injury while Kobe does. I kinda agree... >>



I'm really pissed at fat lazy O'Neil especially when I think about this season being dedicated to Chick Herns. But I'm not buying that Kobe's injury is as bad as he and the LA media are making it out to be, although I wish Shaq had half of Kobe's dedication.

On another note:
You can kiss your playoff hopes goodbye i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif

Here's the story:
http://212.190.116.226/news.php?5Sv2rcbw

TripleDipping
02-21-2003, 08:30 AM
Haha that's a good one. I saw one about Britney Spears dead in a car crash. Scary thing is I actually jumped for joy thinking it was true. i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif

scooterj5
05-21-2003, 07:43 AM
<<
LOL! Must be tough knowing you don't have the personnel to win it all despite the large payroll. In all honesty I like the Mavs, there isn't a player on your team I don't like. It's just pretty obvious your crew doesn't have what it takes to win it all. Unless the Mavs are going to write a new page in NBA History of a jumpshooting team with poor defense and soft rebounding, they will go no futher than a playoff matchup with the Kings, Lakers or Spurs. Heck even Portland looks like an elite killer right now. >>




BUMP i/expressions/face-icon-small-smile.gif

OutletPass
05-21-2003, 10:58 AM
f* Kobe...and f* this thread.

LRB
05-21-2003, 01:22 PM
F Kobe and his fake booty hair injuries!!!! i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif

WayOutWest
05-21-2003, 02:42 PM
LOL scooter! Webbers ACL got me off the hook in the last series but if the Mavs beat the Spurs in this series I'll have to dig up some good &quot;crow&quot; recipes. i/expressions/face-icon-small-wink.gif

I still think the Spurs will pull it out but the Mavs have done alot of growing up in the first two rounds. Not really rooting for or against anyone in the west, right now the only ones I'm rooting for is former Laker B. Scott and the Nets.

Good luck! I want to see Bowen go to the line 50 times 2nite!

scooterj5
07-19-2003, 12:04 AM
"I'm not a rapist, I'm an adulterer!"

MavKikiNYC
07-19-2003, 07:44 AM
"This is between God and my wife."

Chiwas
07-19-2003, 11:34 AM
"Obey your thirst"

MavKikiNYC
07-19-2003, 01:57 PM
"Please, baby......stay the hell away from Jackie Christie."

Drbio
07-19-2003, 04:24 PM
That's cold.....


Kobe is an freaking idiot of gargantuan proportions though.

scooterj5
07-21-2003, 08:34 PM
Funny how last year, everyone slammed Iverson for allegedly doing _____ and then he was found innocent on every single charge. Now Kobe admits to cheating on his wife (possibly more) and the media are screaming "innocent until proven guilty"