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Dooby
06-03-2003, 03:47 PM
soft=white
athletic=black
well/soft spoken=african american who talks like a white guy.

Any others?

mavs_afroman
06-03-2003, 03:54 PM
jump/3pt. shooter = white
slasher = black

signoftimes
06-03-2003, 04:20 PM
Defense wins championships

TripleDipping
06-03-2003, 04:52 PM
Upsides

Drbio
06-03-2003, 05:13 PM
Both Teams played hard = one team got screwed

u2sarajevo
06-03-2003, 05:14 PM
It was a good game = The refs screwed us.

madape
06-03-2003, 05:24 PM
That's a difficult call - the refs really screwed that one up.

u2sarajevo
06-03-2003, 05:31 PM
F 'em - F'em to high holy HELL!!!!

jayC
06-03-2003, 06:27 PM
Pipe dream
nellie ball
small ball
the human highlight reel vince carter?

Member
06-03-2003, 07:09 PM
Offense wins games

OutletPass
06-03-2003, 07:18 PM
Everyone puts their pants on one leg at a time....

David
06-03-2003, 08:28 PM
Good off-the-ball defender = poor one-on-one defender.
Physical player = fouls a lot but they don't always call it.

Chiwas
06-03-2003, 08:43 PM
MVP = don't even think in touching him

Rhylan
06-03-2003, 09:23 PM
They just wanted it more than we did.

I couldn't find a rhythm.

I was able to find a rhythm early.

I just let the game come to me.

I knew early on that I couldn't just let the game come to me.

Member
06-03-2003, 10:39 PM
Somebody else took the game away from us. (nick on refs)

Drbio
06-03-2003, 10:43 PM
The one that drives me nuts.....we were in the zone.


whatever.

jayC
06-03-2003, 10:49 PM
weakside defense and helpside defense.

Member
06-03-2003, 11:11 PM
Well we were getting some good open looks and were able to knock them down.

Member
06-03-2003, 11:11 PM
pure shooter = no defense or post game

mavs_afroman
06-03-2003, 11:18 PM
Strictly from our wonderful Dallas announcers:

ChaChing another Mavericks money ball.

He feels like he can get whatever he wants right now.

That's what happens when you let a young team get confident.

He can do that.

They've have ____ between the defensive crosshairs.

Member
06-03-2003, 11:28 PM
They just shot the lights out tonight.

Member
06-04-2003, 12:05 AM
and one

irontoad
06-04-2003, 11:18 AM
defensive specialist = couldn't hit a basket to save his life.

mavsfanforever
06-04-2003, 09:08 PM
we missed our best player but we are not going to make any excuses.

jayC
06-04-2003, 09:51 PM
Throw it down big man!

Member
06-04-2003, 10:25 PM
live by the jumper. die by the jumper.

they cant buy a basket.

did someone open the window?

swish

airball

brick

mavsfanforever
06-04-2003, 10:38 PM
Where's the D?

Nash13
06-04-2003, 10:57 PM
That was a horrific shot(Bill Walton)

Defense

Shaq's the best player in the league= not the most skilled

mavsfanforever
06-04-2003, 11:25 PM
I like the Pace of the game.

Jazz has managed to make the kings play their style of game.

Usually Lurkin
06-05-2003, 07:33 AM
Originally posted by: jayC
Throw it down big man!

as used by Walton:

"Throw it down big man!" (of Shawn Bradley) = "You sorry excuse for a great white center! You're 7'6"!!! Why are you trying to lay it in over a shot blocker!!"

"Throw it down big man!" (of Tim Duncan, Shaq, Gasol, KG, Kirilenko, etc.) = "I wish I was you."

"The great Blazers and Celtics teams of the past" = "Please remember me."

" [Player x] is right up there with the greats. Shades of Wilt, shades of Magic . . . The pure poetry in motion . . ." = "I better perform some schtick so people will remember that I'm a personality."

"The Mavs are one of the greatest shows on Earth" = "I probably look like an idiot for saying they have no chance in hell"

Dooby
07-02-2003, 02:13 PM
shot maker (the "guy makes shots") or "scorer as opposed to a shooter"-Guy that has a very low shooting percentage, but once or twice in his career managed to put up good numbers in the 4th quarter. See Jason kidd.

Tony tha Mavs fan
07-02-2003, 04:16 PM
Star Treatment = Refs not wanting to foul out the best player on the floor

cookies_n_mavs
07-02-2003, 06:38 PM
I didn't have my legs