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Old 07-06-2005, 10:32 PM   #1
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good way to enrich your vocabulary, and it gives you the added bonus of saying 'I read Shakespeare' without lying... [img]i/expressions/face-icon-small-tongue.gif[/img]
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Old 07-06-2005, 10:34 PM   #2
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Thou dissembling beef-witted blind-worm!
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Old 07-06-2005, 10:36 PM   #3
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Great poet that Shakespear dude...

Thou caluminous boil-brained miscreant!
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He is deformed, crooked, old and sere,
Ill-fac'd, worse bodied, shapeless everywhere;
Vicious, ungentle, foolish, blunt, unkind,
Stigmatical in making, worse in mind.
-The Comedy of Errors, 4. 22


A knave, a rascal, an eater of broken meats; a base, proud, shallow, beggarly, three-suited, hundred-pound, filthy worsted-stocking knave; a lily-livered, action-taking, whoreson, glass-gazing, super-serviceable, finical rogue; one-trunk-inheriting slave; one that wouldst be a bawd in way of good service, and art nothing but the composition of a knave, beggar, coward, pander, and the son and heir to a mongrel bitch: one whom I will beat into clamorous whining if thou deni'st the least syllable of thy addition.
-King Lear, 2. 2


Foul and ugly mists of vapours
-Henry IV Part 1, 1. 2
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