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Old 05-27-2009, 12:09 PM   #481
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Old 05-27-2009, 12:15 PM   #482
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Did you take that picture?

It's pretty freaking amazing to get that close OVER WATER and not get struck...
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Old 05-27-2009, 12:25 PM   #483
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No, it wasnīt me. It was a guy either on the travel from GB to France or a guy on the shore taking pictures.

The BENELUX got hit very hard yesterday. But itīs not that exciting for Texas people.

And yes, the situation sure was dangerous for the photographers.

Ah, and: It was a zoom lens not a regular. But still close range.
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Two different kinds of fluff?

I can't even fathom it.
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"I still go through it in my head," Nowitzki said. "One of my last nights in Germany [last month], I was trying to go to sleep, but I couldn't. I was thinking about the free throw I missed [late in Game 3], about different situations that happened in that series. I'll never forget it. It's going to stay in my mind until we win it all."
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"I still go through it in my head," Nowitzki said. "One of my last nights in Germany [last month], I was trying to go to sleep, but I couldn't. I was thinking about the free throw I missed [late in Game 3], about different situations that happened in that series. I'll never forget it. It's going to stay in my mind until we win it all."
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She decided she can't keep up her tennist image and probably is gonna go for modelling.
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Memo: As the CEO of this organization, I have resigned myself to the fact that Barrack Obama is our President and that our taxes and government fees will increase in a BIG way. To compensate for these increases, our prices would have to increase by about 10%.

But since we cannot increase our prices right now due to the dismal state of the economy, we will have to lay off sixty of our employees instead. This has really been bothering me, since I believe we are family here and I didn't know how to choose who would have to go.

So, this is what I did. I walked through our parking lots and found sixty 'Obama' bumper stickers on our employees' cars and have decided these folks will be the ones to let go. I can't think of a more fair way to approach this problem. They voted for change, I gave it to them.
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The funniest part about that "letter from the boss" is that it's 100% illegal to fire someone for their political beliefs in this country - the spirit of that propaganda piece goes against the very principles America was founded upon!


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i can't believe i may accidentally be defending a post by 92dad...

believe it or not, i was in a harassment/discrimination seminar just yesterday (it was for EVERYONE at my company, i didn't do anything), and this very topic came up. Political views are actually NOT one of the protected categories (like race, gender, age, religion, disability, etc.). I'm not saying someone couldn't sue and possibly make some money and maybe get it added to the protected categories... but right now, it is not one of them.
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i can't believe i may accidentally be defending a post by 92dad...

believe it or not, i was in a harassment/discrimination seminar just yesterday (it was for EVERYONE at my company, i didn't do anything), and this very topic came up. Political views are actually NOT one of the protected categories (like race, gender, age, religion, disability, etc.). I'm not saying someone couldn't sue and possibly make some money and maybe get it added to the protected categories... but right now, it is not one of them.
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well, the joke still isn't funny. But just thought i would share an interesting bit of info i learned yesterday (because i, too, thought it was 100% illegal).
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believe it or not, i was in a harassment/discrimination seminar just yesterday (it was for EVERYONE at my company, i didn't do anything), and this very topic came up. Political views are actually NOT one of the protected categories (like race, gender, age, religion, disability, etc.). I'm not saying someone couldn't sue and possibly make some money and maybe get it added to the protected categories... but right now, it is not one of them.
In Texas - a right to work state - it is my understanding that as long as it is called a layoff, and the company is willing to pony up for the unemployment --- that they can basically remove someone from employment without a disclosed reason.

Now, if someone that got canned had that email, then I would think they could win a few months pay at least though.

I'd bet there is a lawyer that reads this site that could give better information than I though.
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In Texas - a right to work state - it is my understanding that as long as it is called a layoff, and the company is willing to pony up for the unemployment --- that they can basically remove someone from employment without a disclosed reason.

Now, if someone that got canned had that email, then I would think they could win a few months pay at least though.

I'd bet there is a lawyer that reads this site that could give better information than I though.
oh, i absolutely agree. I would hope no companies would be dumb enough to say "we laid you off because you're old, or a woman, etc.". But if you can prove something (like with the email above), you have a case.
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FWIW...this is a "JOKE" thread, hence the title of the thread to begin. Let's try to not take this stuff too seriously.

It may not make everyone laug, but I know of quite a few who are laughing at the joke...so I thought I'ld share it.

I'm done for this joke today...best wishes to all of you out there!!! Life is good, relax and enjoy the wisdom of ... whomever you want...
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ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
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These are from a book called 'Disorder in the American Courts' and are
things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now
published by court reporters that had the torment of staying calm while
these exchanges were actually taking place:
(from the trial of the "Chicago Seven", 1968):

MR. KUNSTLER: After you arrived in Chicago did you have any discussion with Jerry?

THE WITNESS: Yes, I did. We discussed the nomination of a pig for President.

MR. KUNSTLER: Would you state what you said and what Jerry said.

THE WITNESS: We discussed the details. We discussed going out to the countryside around Chicago and buying a pig from a farmer and bringing him into the city for the purposes of his nominating speech.

MR. KUNSTLER: Did you have any role yourself in that?

THE WITNESS: Yes, I helped select the pig, and I paid for him.

MR. KUNSTLER: Now, did you find a pig at once when you went out?

THE WITNESS: No, it was very difficult. We stopped at several farms and asked where the pigs were.

MR. KUNSTLER: None of the farmers referred you to the police station, did they?

THE WITNESS: No.

MR. FORAN: Objection.

THE COURT: I sustain the objection.

MR. KUNSTLER: Mr. Ochs, can you describe the pig which was finally bought?

MR. FORAN: Objection.

THE COURT., I sustain the objection.

MR. KUNSTLER: Would you state what, if anything, happened to the pig?

THE WITNESS: The pig was arrested with seven people.

MR. KUNSTLER: When did that take place?

THE WITNESS: This took place on the morning of August 23, at the Civic Center underneath the Picasso sculpture.

MR. KUNSTLER: Who were those seven people?

THE WITNESS: Jerry Rubin. Stew Albert, Wolfe Lowenthal, myself is four; I am not sure of the names of the other three.

MR. KUNSTLER: What were you doing when you were arrested?

THE WITNESS: We were arrested announcing the pig's candidacy for President.

MR. KUNSTLER: Did Jerry Rubin speak?

THE WITNESS: Yes, Jerry Rubin was reading a prepared speech for the pig---the opening sentence was something like, "I, Pigasus, hereby announce my candidacy for the Presidency of the United States." He was interrupted in his talk by the police who arrested us.

MR. KUNSTLER: What was the pig doing during this announcement?

MR. FORAN: Objection.

MR. KUNSTLER: Do you remember what you were charged with?

THE WITNESS: I believe the original charge mentioned was something about an old Chicago law about bringing livestock into the city, or disturbing the peace, or disorderly conduct, and when it came time for the trial, I believe the charge was disorderly conduct.

MR. KUNSTLER: Were you informed by an officer that the pig had squealed on you?

THE WITNESS: Yes.
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What a day!!!!!!

Farrah Fawcett dies and gets to purgatory.
St. Peter allow her one wish.
She wishes that all the children in the world could remain safe.

St. Peter says OK, he will allow this wish.
Bam -- wish granted -- Michael Jackson falls dead in his tracks.

Michael Jackson dies and wonder what happened.
He goes to purgatory and St. Peter allows him one wish.
Michael says well, I had a great life, but I just can't believe what happened to me when I used that OxyClean -- please don't allow that to happen to anyone else.

Wouldn't you know it -- BAM -- Billy Mays dies in his sleep.

Lesson to the story -- Be careful what you wish for.................
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