[BGMaverick9]

Originally Posted by Flacolaco

If you order now, and, mind you, supplies are limited, (how many commas is that now?) you will receive not only the "Plaxico Burress Bulls Eye Target" boxer shorts, complete with hand stitched target on the inner thigh, but you will also receive a free sense of entitlement, a false sense of accomplishment, painful childhood memories from "tha hood" ,(lobotomy and inner city dictionary also included) and also an ego inversely proportional in size to the length of your new tiny penis.

Also, a Super Bowl ring.

You had me at free sense of entitlement.