[alexamenos]

I'd eat a lot of mexican food and maybe some cabbage, then drink a few cups of coffee and a bran muffin and let the mixture percolate as long as possible. I'd then grab a newspaper and maybe a consumer guide magazine or some other high-brow reading....shut the door, throw some towels down around the door to seal off all outside air.

15, 20 minutes top the little freaking gecko would be begging me to let it out.