Last I checked, poor LeBron drives a $60K Hummer and is all but guaranteed to get a contract in the NBA to make millions of dollars.
And so he has pissed away his chance to play in a couple of HS basketball games because he wanted a retro-Bullets jersey that cost $300. Cry me a friggin' river.
In 1 month, poor LeBron will declare his elegibility for the NBA draft and sign a contract with an agent, who will then advance him a couple of hundred thousand dollars. First order of business will be to sign a shoe contract that again pays him several million dollars, with a probable seven-figure advance.
And we are supposed to feel sorry for a kid that has to forfeit a HS basketball game because he couldn't wait a month to get a stupid jersey?
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At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
A fool's paradise is a wise man's hell. – Thomas Fuller
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