[purplefrog]

Top Ten Reasons (in no particular order) I Prefer Chris Kaman over Brendan Haywood:

1. He can catch the basketball.
2. He can pass the basketball.
3. He can take three steps towards the basket and make a layup.
4. He has at least two additional shots to go with a "dunk".
5. He can make more than 50% of his free throws.
6. Kaman is only three letters away from Caveman.
7. He's never played with the Washington Wizards.
8. No one will call him "Big Wood".
9. He played for the German National Team!
10. He's Dirk's good friend!