Very disappointed not to see this story reported here. Celtics v. Knicks, KG tells Carmelo that Lala Vásquez (Melo's estranged wife) tastes like Honey Nut Cheerios, prompting double technicals, a kindergarten chest-bumping tantrum, and a 6-26 shooting performance from Melo in a homecourt loss to the undermanned Celtics. After the game, Melo waits for KG in the tunnel to the visitors' lockerroom, then tries to confront KG on the Celtics team bus. NYPD, MSG security and NYKs coach Woodson intervene before Melo can be beaten to a pulp. League suspends Melo for the NYKs upcoming game against the Pacers. That, NBA fans, is leadership.
And all over this, the upper thigh hair follicles of which can be seen from outer space:
