I have a modest proposal to solve all our problems: annex/invade Mexico!
1) Immigration/citizenship: everyone's a citizen now! No more amnesty debates, no more people living in the shadows. Bienvenido and don't forget to vote!
2) Ridiculous wall: much smaller now and way farther to the south! Instead of walling from California to Texas, we now only wall from Guatemala to Belize, which is like 1/5 to 1/6 the length. Plus, we get Cancun, and Trump can still say he got 'Mexico' to build the wall.
3) Drug war: seized with extreme prejudice! Now we can decide if we want to legalize-and-tax-to-hell or burn-and-ban.
4) NAFTA and Jobs: all those jobs are back, baby! Plus, we'll have way more infrastructure projects to work on. Why nation build in the Middle East when we can do all that building at home?
5) Economy: war time spending! Goose that GDP and military contracts for everyone! Plus, Baja California real estate would all be on the market. Think of how many golf course casinos Trump can now own.
6) Millenials: draft those suckers and give them a taste of the real world!
7) Foreign policy: no one will mess with us after we show we'll just up and invade them! Plus it puts Canada on notice.
8) Healthcare: swell those Obamacare ranks and bring in those cheap pharmaceuticals!
9) Soccer: well, there's probably no hope there. Combined, we'll just lose games like 0-12 or something.
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