[FishForLunch]

I guess Bush has become Gun shy after all the pounding he has taken from the Left.

An old man inherited a little over $1 billion dollars. He had three sons.

He told his sons that since he now had all this money, he would like
to know what each of them would like to have. He stressed that
MONEY was no object.

His first son said that he had always wanted a Jaguar. The father
went out, and since money was no object, bought him seven Jaguars
in different colors, so that he would have a different one to drive
every day of the week.

His second son said that he always wanted a motorcycle. So the
father went out, and again since money was no object, bought him
30 new motorcycles, 10 dirt bikes, 10 hogs, and 10 touring bikes,
so he would have a different bike to ride every day of the month.

His third and youngest son was only 5 years old. So the little guy
said that he simply had wanted a Mickey Mouse outfit. So, money
being no object, his father went out and bought his son the Democratic
Party.