[Psychedelic Fuzz]

I stay bored because people are afraid to talk to me. After some time working in a grocery store I got really profiecient at looking mad all the time so people will leave me alone. I'm convinced that whenever I let my guard down I'd emit some kind of chemical signal that would ensnare passers by and prompt them to walk in the store and say things like "Umm excuse me, can I write a check to get a money order?"