[one long blue sock]

One day a teacher stood up to the class and said

"Class, I'm an aggie, is anyone else in here an aggie"
To scared of being wrong, they all raise there hand, except one little boy. The teacher said
"Timmy, why didnt you raise your hand like the other students"
"I'm a Longhorn"
"Well why are you and longhorn"
"I dont know, my mom is one, and so is my dad, so im just one"
Getting kind of frustrated she said " Well what if your dad was retarded, and your mom was a moron, what would you be"

"An aggie"