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!CLASSES FOR MEN AT THE LOCAL ADULT EDUCATION CENTER

Note: Due to the complexity and difficulty level of their contents, each
course will accept a maximum of 8 participants each.

Topic 1 - How to fill up the ice cube trays. Step by step, with slide
presentation.

Topic 2 - The toilet paper roll: Does it grow on the holder? Round table
discussion.

Topic 3 - Is it possible to urinate using the technique of lifting the
seat up and avoiding the floor/walls and nearby bathtub? Group
practice.

Topic 4 - Fundamental differences between the laundry hamper and the
floor. Pictures and explanatory graphics.

Topic 5 - The after-dinner dishes and silverware: Can they levitate and
fly into the kitchen sink? Examples on video.

Topic 6 - Loss of identity: Losing the remote to your significant other.
Helpline support and support groups.

Topic 7 - Learning how to find things, starting with looking in the right
place instead of turning the house upside down while screaming. Open
forum.

Topic 8 - Health watch: Bringing her flowers is not harmful to your
health. Graphics and audio tape.

Topic 9 - Real men ask for directions when lost. Real life
testimonials.

Topic 10 - Is it genetically impossible to sit quietly as she
parallel parks? Driving simulation.

Topic 11 - Learning to live: Basic differences between mother and
wife.
Online class and role playing.

Topic 12 - How to be the ideal shopping companion. Relaxation,
exercises,
meditation and breathing techniques.

Topic 13 - How to fight cerebral atrophy: Remembering birthdays,
anniversaries, other important dates and calling when you're going to
be
late. Cerebral shock therapy sessions and full lobotomies offered.

Upon completion of the course, diplomas will be issued to the
survivors.