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A lady goes to her priest one day and tells him,
"Father, I have problem. I have two female parrots,
but they only know how to say one thing."
What do they say?" the priest inquired.
They say, "Hi, we're hookers! Do you want to have
some fun?"
"That's obscene!" the priest replied! But I may have a
solution to your problem. I have two male talking
parrots, which I have taught to pray and read the
Bible. Bring your two parrots over to my house, and
we'll put them in the cage with Francis and Peter. My
parrots can teach your parrots to praise and worship,
and your parrots are sure to stop saying . . .
that phrase . . . in no time."
"Thank you," the woman responded, "this may very
well be the solution."
The next day, she brought her female parrots to the
priest's house. As he ushered her in, she saw that
his two male parrots were inside their cage holding
rosary beads and praying. Impressed, she walked
over and placed her parrots in with them.
After a few minutes, the female parrots cried out
in unison: "Hi, we're hookers! Do you want to have
some fun?"

There was stunned silence. Shocked, one male
parrot looked over at the other male parrot and
exclaimed,
"Put the beads away, Frank. Our prayers have been
answered!"