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Originally posted by: Caliente
The list: Bad Halloween jokes
In honor of everyone's favorite horrifying holiday, we present our top five stupid Halloween jokes:
5. What do you call someone who puts poison in the corn flakes?
A cereal killer.
4. Do zombies eat popcorn with their fingers?
No, they eat the fingers separately.
3. Why don't skeletons date?
They don't have any body to go out with.
2. What did the mother vampire say to her son?
Hurry up and eat your breakfast before it clots.
1. Why did the cyclops stop teaching?
He only had one pupil.
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Here's one more:
What did the coach say to his all vampire team?
Suck it up out there!!!