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LRB · 10-28-2003, 05:48 PM

I'm not aging, I just need re-potting

I don't repeat gossip, so listen carefully.

My idea of cleaning the house is sweeping the floor with a glance. I cleaned my house yesterday, sure wish you could have seen it.

If you don't like my attitude, call 1-800-Who Cares.

If it's true we are what we eat, I am either fast, cheap, or easy.

Discover Wildlife! Have Kids!

"Genuine Antique Person,"; Been there, done that, can't remember!

Our policy is to always blame the computer.

Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.

Take my advice, I'm not using it!

Okay! I love you! Now can we eat?

You know you're getting old when you stop to think and forget to start again.

I love to give homemade gifts, ... umm, which one of the kids would you like?

I have a million dollar figure -- but it's all loose change!!

By the time you find greener pastures, you can't climb the fence!

10-28-2003, 05:48 PM	#44
LRB Guru Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 17,057	RE:Jokes Thread I'm not aging, I just need re-potting I don't repeat gossip, so listen carefully. My idea of cleaning the house is sweeping the floor with a glance. I cleaned my house yesterday, sure wish you could have seen it. If you don't like my attitude, call 1-800-Who Cares. If it's true we are what we eat, I am either fast, cheap, or easy. Discover Wildlife! Have Kids! "Genuine Antique Person,"; Been there, done that, can't remember! Our policy is to always blame the computer. Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends. Take my advice, I'm not using it! Okay! I love you! Now can we eat? You know you're getting old when you stop to think and forget to start again. I love to give homemade gifts, ... umm, which one of the kids would you like? I have a million dollar figure -- but it's all loose change!! By the time you find greener pastures, you can't climb the fence! __________________ Never argue with an idiot. They will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.