RE: Jokes Thread
Signs of Menopause
1. You sell your home heating system at a yard
sale.
2. Your husband jokes that instead of buying a
wood stove, he is using you to heat the family
room this winter. Rather than just saying you
are not amused, you shoot him.
3. You have to write post-it notes with your
kids' names on them.
4. Your husband chirps, "Hi honey, I'm home."
And your reply, "Well, if it isn't Ozzie
f---ing Nelson."
5. The Phenobarbital dose that wiped out the
Heaven's Gate Cult gives you four hours of
decent rest.
6. You change your underwear after every
sneeze.
7. You're on so much estrogen that you take
your Brownie troop on a field trip to Chippendales.
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