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> A middle-aged woman seemed sheepish as she visited her
> gynecologist.
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> "Come now," coaxed the doctor, "you've been seeing me for years!
> There's nothing you can't tell me."
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> "This one's kind of strange..."
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> "Let me be the judge of that," the doctor replied.
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> "Well," she said, "yesterday I went to the bathroom in the morning
> and heard a plink-plink-plink in the toilet and when I looked
> down, the water was full of pennies."
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> "I see."
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> "That afternoon I went again and there were nickels in the bowl."
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> "Uh-huh"
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> "That night," she went on, "there were dimes and this morning there
> were quarters! You've got to tell me what's wrong with me!," she
> implored,
> "I'm scared out of my wits!"
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> The gynecologist put a comforting hand on her shoulder.
> "There, there, it's nothing to be scared about."
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> (Ready for this?)
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> (Still not too late.....delete now!)
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> "You're simply going through the change"