RE:Jokes Thread
One Sunday morning Bill burst into the living room and said, "Dad! Mom! I
> have some great news for you! I am getting married to the most beautiful
> girl in town. She lives a block away and her name is Sue.
>
> After dinner, Bill's dad took him aside. "Son, I have to talk with you.
> Your mother and I have been married 30 years. She's a wonderful wife but
> she
> has never offered much excitement in the bedroom, so I used to fool around
> with women a lot. Sue is actually your half-sister, and I'm afraid you
> can't
> marry her."
>
> Bill was heart-broken. After eight months he eventually started dating
> girls
> again. A year later he came home and very proudly announced "Diane said
> yes!
> We're getting married in June."
>
> Again his father insisted on another private conversation and broke the
> sad news. "Diane is your half-sister too, Bill. I'm awfully sorry about
> this."
>
> Bill was furious! He finally decided to go to his mother with the news.
> "Dad has done so much harm. I guess I'm never going to get married," he
> complained. "Every time I fall in love, Dad tells me the girl is my
> half-sister."
>
> His mother just shook her head. "Don't pay any attention to what he
> says, dear. He's not really your father."
>
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