RE:Jokes Thread
A man walks into the Toys-R-Us and says to the clerk, "Could you please show me your Barbie dolls?"
She says, "Certainly, sir. Over here, we have Fashion Barbie for $15.95, Vacation Barbie for $15.95, Housewife Barbie for $15.95 and Divorcee Barbie for $215.95."
"Why does Divorcee Barbie cost so much?" the man asks in astonishment. "She looks the same to me."
The clerk answers, "Well, sir, Divorcee Barbie comes complete with Ken's car, Ken's house, Ken's golf clubs, his season tickets to the Mavs, his Gold Mastercard, his yacht and his summer home.
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