[kg_veteran]

Tony Delk: I will surgically remove my right knee and give it to Eddie Najera, who might make some use of it.

Eddie Najera: I will accept Tony's generous donation of his right knee, have it surgically transplanted into my leg, and then regain my form as the hustling, whirling dervish I once was.

Jon Steffansson: I will go to Mark Cuban and request to be cut so that the Mavericks can sign Slavko Vranes.