If I were John Kerry, losing the election would be the last thing I'd be worried about.
Check out what his wife claims she'll do to him if he's caught cheating...
Her views on marital fidelity: "I don't think I could have coped so well" with a mate's philandering as Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton (D-N.Y.) has. "I used to say to my husband, my late husband, 'If you ever get something I'll maim you. Not kill you, just maim you.' "