RE: Kerry Vows to Repair Foreign Relations
Looks like Kerry's taking on the Clintonion method towards dealing with rogue nations...
Kerry: "Please Mr Ayatollah, will you pretty pretty please dismantle your weapons programs?"
Khameini: "Only if you promise Iran massive amounts of foreign aid... oh, and can you also supply me with some uranium? "
Kerry: "What?"
Khameini: "And we also need equipment that can refine the uranium"
Kerry: "Isn't that kind of beside the point"
Khameini: "No, we'll only be using the material for... uh... energy"
Kerry: "But aren't you an oil rich nation"
Khameini: "What's your point?"
Kerry: "Fine, but put in a good word for me with Putin"
Khameini: "You got it"
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