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OutletPass · 04-02-2004, 07:07 AM

In related news:

AUSTIN, TX.. (AP) -- The judicial affairs office at the University of Texas hasn't investigated George W. Bush for sexual assault or sexual harassment since April, 2002, according to a university report.

The school provided the report this week to the Board of Regents panel investigating the football program's ties with the former Governor of Texas in the wake of allegations that alcohol and sex are offered to entice high school players. The UT board of Regents have reported that the now Presidential penis is much too small to have caused any property or monetary damage. "By the laws of this state, "ittsy bitsy" isn't capable of rape or enticement, said noted defense attorney, Vernon Gina. "Hell, those underage grls were just Nebraska coeds, if you know what I mean."

Austin police closed the case after consuming two dozen jelly donuts at a photographic viewing of the alleged presidential penis. Three officers are currently being treated at Mother Seton hospital.

04-02-2004, 07:07 AM	#44
OutletPass Diamond Member Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 4,844	RE:OP's All Purpose Political Trash Talk Thread...open 24/7 and good until November.. In related news: AUSTIN, TX.. (AP) -- The judicial affairs office at the University of Texas hasn't investigated George W. Bush for sexual assault or sexual harassment since April, 2002, according to a university report. The school provided the report this week to the Board of Regents panel investigating the football program's ties with the former Governor of Texas in the wake of allegations that alcohol and sex are offered to entice high school players. The UT board of Regents have reported that the now Presidential penis is much too small to have caused any property or monetary damage. "By the laws of this state, "ittsy bitsy" isn't capable of rape or enticement, said noted defense attorney, Vernon Gina. "Hell, those underage grls were just Nebraska coeds, if you know what I mean." Austin police closed the case after consuming two dozen jelly donuts at a photographic viewing of the alleged presidential penis. Three officers are currently being treated at Mother Seton hospital. __________________ Gimme Two - One's just not enough.