[Psychedelic Fuzz]

mavs-a rediculously high number

kings-40

Webber gets an unfortunate sprain when he is hit in the head by a ball while sucking his thumb. He is forced to leave the series, giving him an automatic excuse for why his team is going down in flames, regardless of the fact that the queens will already be looking at a comically huge deficit by the time he leaves. His thumb will require surgery, forcing him to be benched for the majority of next season. He will return just in time to ruin the team's chemistry and screw them out of another title run. The window is closing, and I hope Webber gets his fingers caught in it as it slams shut.