[Epitome22]

Originally posted by: Usually Lurkin
these are always fun. thanks epitome

Here's what liberals think:

Saddam is a good guy

China is good caus it's communist, but trade is wrong.

Women should be trusted to kill their own children for the sake of convenience. We should also create some children so that we can harvest their organs.

Jesus was a religious nut. You should love Hilary Clinton more than him.

We should do everything possible to reduce military morale, including suggesting they are morons who don't know what they are doing, that they won't be able to complete whatever mission they are on, and that everything they stand for is wrong.

It's good for adolescents to have sex.

A good way to fight terrorism is to elect as our president whoever the terrorists want as our president.

Allowing Saddam to gas his own people is good health care for Iraqis.

The government will always have the best interests of the public at heart.

Religion is junk and should be untaught in public schools.

A president lying about an extramarital affair is cool.

A president lying to gather medals and escape a war has a good idea about self defense.

Somewhere in the constitution it says people are allowed to marry other people of the same sex.

Being a drug addict is a moral failing and is cool.

You don't support states' rights. As a matter of fact, you don't support rights at all. You support directives.

Heh, Bitter much?