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Here you go madape:

Dallas trades: C Erick Dampier (12.3 ppg, 12.0 rpg, 0.8 apg in 32.5 minutes)
SF Jerry Stackhouse (13.9 ppg, 3.6 rpg, 4.0 apg in 29.8 minutes)
PG Dan Dickau (2.2 ppg, 0.6 rpg, 0.9 apg in 6.8 minutes)
Dallas receives: SG Eddie Jones (17.3 ppg, 3.8 rpg, 3.2 apg in 37.0 minutes)
C Wang Zhizhi (2.9 ppg, 1.1 rpg, 0.1 apg in 7.1 minutes)
Change in team outlook: -8.2 ppg, -11.3 rpg, and -2.4 apg.

Miami trades: SG Eddie Jones (17.3 ppg, 3.8 rpg, 3.2 apg in 37.0 minutes)
C Wang Zhizhi (2.9 ppg, 1.1 rpg, 0.1 apg in 7.1 minutes)
Miami receives: C Erick Dampier (12.3 ppg, 12.0 rpg, 0.8 apg in 74 games)
SF Jerry Stackhouse (13.9 ppg, 3.6 rpg, 4.0 apg in 26 games)
PG Dan Dickau (2.2 ppg, 0.6 rpg, 0.9 apg in 43 games)
Change in team outlook: +8.2 ppg, +11.3 rpg, and +2.4 apg.

TRADE ACCEPTED

Why does Miami do it?

Someone is going to have to man the middle while Shaq is out with his annual toe injury. Plus this gives them a few more players on the roster that people have actually heard of.

Why does Dallas do it?

So we could create a thread called "Jones should start over Finley", and of course so Shawn Bradley's PT could be maximized.