Some hilarious Bush quotes
"First, let me make it very clear, poor people aren't necessarily killers. Just because you happen to be not rich doesn't mean you're willing to kill." - Washington, D.C., May 19, 2003
Wow, that's something I didn't know...
"It's very interesting when you think about it, the slaves who left here to go to America, because of their steadfast and their religion and their belief in freedom, helped change America." - Dakar, Senegal, July 8, 2003
What am I supposed to say about this one...
"For a century and a half now, America and Japan have formed one of the great and enduring alliances of modern times." - Tokyo, Japan, Feb. 18, 2002
Did he really forget the atom bombs, which America dropped on Hiroshima and Nagasaki...? Or didn't he even know about that... But we could tell him that their was something like the second world war...
"There's an old saying in Tennessee - I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee - that says, fool me once, shame on ... shame on you. Fool me ... you can't get fooled again." - Nashville, Tenn., Sept. 17, 2002
For anyone who can't understand Bush's language - he means: "Fool me once, shame on you, fool me twice, shame on me".
"My pro-life position is I believe there's life. It's not necessarily based in religion. I think there's a life there, therefore the notion of life, liberty and pursuit of happiness." - Quoted in the San Francisco Chronicle, Jan. 23, 2001
What a philosopher...
"It's clearly a budget. It's got a lot of numbers in it." - Reuters, May 5, 2000
The economy freak Bush...
"I know there is a lot of ambition in Washington, obviously. But I hope the ambitious realize that they are more likely to succeed with success as opposed to failure." - Interview with the Associated Press, Jan. 18, 2001
...sorry, but anyone not laughing out loud...?
"I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully." - Saginaw, Mich., Sept. 29, 2000
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"I'm also not very analytical. You know I don't spend a lot of time thinking about myself, about why I do things." - Aboard Air Force One and roundtable interview, June 4, 2003
Too true...
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