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Although very likely (basedon the bullet wounds to these cowards back and heinys, the French government denies that these men were killed while running away from the fighting. U.S. Special Forces found their rifles laying on the ground where they were dropped. The rifles were fitted with a mechanism that prevented them from firing when dropped to ensure their safe retreat. Also, french sources say that other frenchies fighting in Iraq have experienced major sunburns in their armpits from having to hold their hands up for such long periods in surrender. French Minister of Retreat Jacque Strap was quoted as saying, "these men are tough. Noone in the world can hold up their arms for such long periods. These are strong men.".