RE:Napolean Dynomite?
HAHA! I saw it last night. Rented it with the complete first season of Monk, and I just watched Napoleon twice. Genius.
Napoleon: stay home and eat all the frickin' chips, kip!
Kip: Napoleon, don't be jealous that I've been chatting online with babes all day. Besides, we both know that I'm training to be a cage fighter.
Napoleon Dynamite: Since when, Kip? You have the worst reflexes of all time.
Kip: Try and hit me, Napoleon.
Napoleon Dynamite: What?
Kip: I said come down here and see what happens if you try and hit me.
and
Don: Hey, Napoleon. What did you do last summer again?
Napoleon Dynamite: I told you! I spent it with my uncle in Alaska hunting wolverines!
Don: Did you shoot any?
Napoleon Dynamite: Yes, like 50 of 'em! They kept trying to attack my cousins, what the heck would you do in a situation like that?
Don: What kind of gun did you use?
Napoleon Dynamite: A freakin' 12-gauge, what do you think?
Deb: And here we have some boondoggle key chains. A must-have for this season's fashion.
Napoleon Dynamite: I already made like infinity of those at scout camp.
Napoleon Dynamite to Deb: Well, I have all your equipment in my locker. You should probably come get it cause I can't fit my nunchucks in there anymore.
Napoleon Dynamite: Do the chickens have large talons?
Napoleon Dynamite: Well, will you do me a favor then? Can you bring me my chapstick?
Kip: No, Napoleon.
Napoleon Dynamite: But my lips hurt real bad!
Kip: Just borrow some from the school nurse. I know she has like five sticks in her drawer.
Napoleon Dynamite: I'm not gonna use hers, you sicko!
Napoleon: Hello? (on phone)
Girl: Is Napoleon there?
Napoleon: Yes!
Girl: Can I talk to him?
Napoleon: You already are!
Genius
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