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PARIS, France --
Lance Armstrong's record setting seventh Tour de France victory,
along with his entire Tour de France legacy, may be tarnished
by what could turn out to be one of the greatest sports scandals
of all time. Armstrong is being quizzed by French police after
three banned substances were found in his South France hotel room
while on vacation after winning the 2005 Tour de France.
The three substances found were toothpaste, deodorant, and soap
which have been banned by French authorities for over 75 years.
Armstrong's girlfriend, American rocker Sheryl Crowe, is quoted
as saying, "We use them every day in America, so we naturally
thought they'd be ok throughout Europe."
Along with these three banned substances, French authorities also
physically searched Armstrong and found several other interesting
items that they had never seen before, including a backbone and a
testicle.
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