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I hear that in the season opener Tatoo will be found inside the Hatch along with Ricardo Montalban. They will be found by Kate and Locke hunched over a television watching an apparent video tape from a security camera placed on Craphole Island.

They will be further shocked when they realize the contents of the video tape contain the love making session that Sayid and soon-to-be-killed Shannon had at the end of last season.

Locke, in a state of disarray when he finds that he sacrificed the idiot Boone for nothing, grabs a near by knife and attempts to whack off Ricardo's head when all of a sudden Tattoo starts kicking him in his private parts and starts screaming "Da plane! Da plane! You should have kept him out of da Plane!".