Yo momma is so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes!
Yo momma is so ugly that she looked out a window and got arrested for mooning
Yo momma is so fat that she has to pull down her pants to get into her pockets
Yo momma is so poor that she can't afford to pay attention
Yo momma's teeth are so yellow that traffic slows down when she smiles
Sucks to be yo momma!