don't say sike didn't egg me on:
Xerxe's Top 10 List of Potential Captions:
10. Sike's boots, sike's shorts, sike's hair-extensions...what a coinkidink...
9. Thinking he was at Sonic, Sike soon regretted asking for the "#1...All the way."
8. The previous time Sike wore those shorts- they were warming the pine for the 7th grade, B-team, girls, handicapped, basketball team.
7. Sike's tenure as a personal trainer was short-lived as this lady was the product of his "6-pack abs class."
6. The girls in the Sike's neighborhood just loved his new(ish) 99 Gold Ford Taurus. .
5. Not having had much luck with the ladies, Sike decides to do the natural thing...pay.
4. Innercity ministry?
3. Having run out of "truth about the davinci code" tracts , Sike soons decides to try handing out cash.
2. Trying out his catchy new signature line "hey baby, how would you like to go to the curbside service at bedside baptist?"
1. No wonder Sike's not worried about Mike James!
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Last edited by XERXES; 07-11-2006 at 10:23 PM.
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