Now I realize that the musician community and the hard core Sports nut community rarely intersect, but as one of those people myself I thought I'd throw this out there and watch it become the greatest failed bit in history.
(I'm really trying to out all the ex-high school band nerds....
)
As for me....
Guitar
Bass
enough Piano to list it here....sort of....
I suck at reading.
(Mandolin, and Ukulele...but those don't really count)