Lose the dunk contest and skills competition. Replace them with a 2 on 2 tournament and a game of HORSE. What's more entertaining? Dirk taking on Ray Allen in HORSE, or a bunch of scrubs (sans Howard) dreaming up circus dunks that you'll never see in an actual game? Kobe and Duncan taking on Lebron and KG in 2 on 2, or Steve Nash and Dwayne Wade dribbling around cones?
Either that or just turn the whole day over to Charles Barkley and let him wrestle 5 midgets at once.
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