[LSMF]

Originally Posted by DirkFTW

It's the waterboys. They aren't Johnny-on-the-spot like they used to be, so the players are more dehydrated and thus getting injured. I bet Avery uses it as motivation during time outs: "you don't get any water until you make another contested jump shot." Plus, Avery and them have been cheaping it on the water, buying Sam's Choice while billing Mark for Ozarka. They say it's the same, but you can't beat natural spring water with red labels. One of these days, Cuban's gonna be uber thirsty after scarfing down a $10 hot dog, and he's gonna grab a water cup out of a waterboy's hand. One sip, and the stuff will hit the fan.

WTF? Lol